7 || bathtub || gc

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dickie: hi all

freedie: hi deak

lord aquaard: good afternoon my fellow homo sapiens

freedie: jokes on you, the only word i can comprehend in that sentence is "homo"

rodger the badger: lmao fred

dickie: i cri

freedie: nuu bapie don't cri

freedie: who made u cri?

freedie: if it was roger i stg that blonde toothbrush is dead

rodger the badger: hey, rude!

lord aquaard has changed rodger the badger's name to toothbrush!

toothbrush: bri i thought u loved me ;-;

lord aquaard: i do

lord aquaard: but i couldn't miss this chance

dickie: nu freddie nobody made me cri

dickie: i cri because i had a really comfy spot on the floor all wrapped up in a blanket

dickie: then i went to get a snack

dickie: but then realized i was the only snacc at home...

dickie: and now i can't get comfy again urgh

freedie: aww john poor bapi

freedie: ik this sounds weird but try laying in the bathtub, ok honey?

freedie: i promise it's comfortable!

toothbrush: wha-

lord aquaard: just let 'em be, rog.

dickie: owo that's so comfy

dickie: thank you fweddie :3

freedie has changed dickie' s name to smol bapi!

freedie: that's better.

smol bapi: owo imma nap now bai <3

freedie: night night sweet baby boi uwu

lord aquaard: *whip sound*

toothbrush: hah fred payback

freedie: gawd no

lord aquaard has changed freedie's name to mr whippy!

toothbrush: that's how whipped he is lmao

mr whippy: why u bully me like that ;-;

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