rick sanchez x reader

M. Night Shaym-Aliens

I sit in Rick's chair as he dissects a rat.

"Thi-This is sloppy craftsmanship." Rick says.

"Hey Rick! Boy, sure is really, especially beautiful out here today, huh?" Morty says as he walks into the garage.

"Oh, yes, Morty. It's almost unbelievable, isn't it?" Rick replies sarcastically. I raise my eyebrow at the interaction.

"Yeah, there's something about the air, and just the way the sunshine is..."

"Sure, buddy, yeah. Brilliant. Very convincing."

"Convincing?" Morty asks.

"Oh, responsive, too, in real time! I love it."

"Uh, okay." I say. Rick looks at me and narrows his eyes. I narrow mine back, he then backs off with a simple nod.

"I am going to work. Morty, good morning. Dad, good morning. Y/N, good morning. I am going to work. Goodbye." Bath says absently.

"Uhh, what's up with Beth?" I question.

"Oh, 'what's with Beth?'. So you're saying that she's acting weird. How sophisticated. Careful, guys, you're gonna burn out the CPU with these two!"

"Rick, you're acting weird too." Morty and I say together.

"Whatever, quote-unquote, Y/N and Morty."

"Alright, well, I'll see you after school." Morty says, running into a wall and saying he's okay straight after. Without a word, Rick and I follow Morty to the school and we watch through a window.

A student puts their hand up after Morty is told to teach the class. "How do you make concentrated dark matter?"

Rick and I go into the school and locate Morty's classroom and burst in.

"Oh, Morty, there's been a family emergency!" Rick makes up.

"Stop right there. If he leaves I'm giving him an F!" Mr. Goldenfold tells us.

"He doesn't care." Rick says.

Rick drags us both into the shower while Morty goes on about getting with Jessica.

"Take a shower with me."

"What?" We both yell.

"Listen to me! Get your clothes off and get in the shower right now." He takes off his pants and I look away. "Ya, gotta trust me." Morty strips and that leaves me, full clothed.

"Y/N. you gotta." I sigh and take off my pants and then shirt, leaving my F/C bra and g-string. Rick gestures for me to get everything off and he turns around so I can do so in the very little privacy I could have.

"Look at me and I castrate you." I warn. Rick chuckles, turns around and winks. I roll my eyes laughing slightly.

"I'm gonna get an F in class."

"Morty, that's not class. That wasn't your teacher, this isn't your school. This entire world is not the world. We're inside a huge simulation chamber on an alien spaceship."

"Rick, what are you on about?" I demand.

"It's all fake, all of it. Nanobotic renderings. Bunch of crazy, fake nonsense, Morty. I couldn't say so before, they won't monitor us in here." Rick informs us.

"Moniter us? Who?" Morty says, panicking.

"Zigerion Scammers, Morty, The galaxy's most ambitious, least successful con artists. Lucky for us, they're also really uncomfortable with nudity."