Montana moments Book 3- Boats and Babies

Chapter 17

Elizabeth

When I get woken up at eight this morning i'm not happy. Sig is teething and is miserable and Montana just wants to eat non stop. They said this could happen, I don't mind feeding her but my nipples are a bit sore. So being woke up is not on my list of things I wanted to do. I throw on yoga pants and a baggy t'shirt and put my hair up in a messy bun. I don't have time for this. I got out to the dining room to great them with a fake smile. There is a man in his late thirties and woman in here fifties. Just what I wanted to deal with is old miss stick up her ass. So they tell us about the anonymous complaint that were doing drugs and having group sex around the kids. Including Mal. He spits his coffee every where when he hears this. So I am banging Mal? Hmm i mean he is sexy after all and i tell him this in front of them. Mal tells me i am a milf. Glad he is on the same page as me.

We all sit down and they tell us there also going to be doing the home study. Ok then study us. I don't know what they want from us. Were an open book for the most part. They start by going around the house checking smoke alarms and doors and windows and suck. Check for outlet covers being as Sig is crawling. We show them the nursery. The comment on the size and we explain there just saying here. Our house is under con construction. What are plans are. They want to talk to each of us one at a time and I tell them that at our lawyers advisement were going to pass on answering any personal questions till he gets her in about ten minutes. They look pissed. Tough shit.

Just as my attorney Dan shows up Montana needs to be fed so I grab her and a blanket and sit down to feed her. The woman asks me if I have to do that here. She does not want to see it. I ask her if she would love to enjoy her coffee in the bathroom or in my room? She gives me a dirty look. We get Dan coffee and let this bull shit begin.

There questions are dumb but we answer them. Where do we get our drugs from?  I tell her from the same place she gets hers from. She gave me a dirty look. Bitch i am not scared of you. I hand her my bottle of untouched pain pills from the pharmacy. She counts them. Making a note about the number there were. Asks us where we all sleep. I look at Dan and he nods. I tell them. She asks me what my problem is with the Johnson's. I explain and show them the paperwork. She asks me questions about my marriage to John and if we had "this kind" of relationship. This is where things get hard for me. I grab Dan and take him aside.

"Dan here is the thing, there is stuff about John that I don't want to out. I don't want to lie. John had a boyfriend at one point. He was not cheating on me. The gentleman lived in our house. He was our room mate?" I tell him. Yes so now you know. My late husband was bi.

"were you involved with him too?"

"yeah but not like this. We were pals. We kissed a few times but never had sex. We never slept in the same bed with John like I am with An and Dev" i explain.

"Shit can you prove it? That John and him were together?"

"yeah but John was afraid that his parents would try shit. There xenophobes. i don't want to out him but I don't want to lie especially if it could mean me loosing my kids. John would understand but still."

"ok so then were going to go with is no we did not live poly. It wasn't. it was similar but not quite" so not give all info but not lie. I like this guy. 

I thank him then grab the portable crib and set it up next to me in the dining room. Dev is feeding Sig his breakfast. I answer the woman's question and explain the my relationship was like with John. She then asks us all how were all involved. We all answer were a throuple and leave it at that. She asks us who is with who. She is trying to ask about our sex life and i'm not telling her that. Dan speaks up and tells her that its none of her business unless she was willing to share what went on in her bedroom. She shut up quick. To be honest i doubt it was much of anything. She asks if we were willing to submit to a drug test. We agree but only if the other part is going to do one. She tells us that's none of our business. I inform her if they want custody of my children it is my business. She is a nasty woman who makes many snide comments about how its not natural and god would not approve. Dev quips in with god would not approve of her being judgmental and those in glass houses should not throw stones. He also asked her about her background. Hmm i see a background check being completed by Cal. Wonder if she is being paid. We just keep quiet. At ten we usher them out. We have to go see our son.