CORONA TIME

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(A/N: omfg 649 reeedsss OMG WHOOWEWW I LOVE YOU YHAA IMSO FAMUS THX SOMATCH!1!1!1!1!1 TANKS FOR ALL DE SAPORT ESPECIALLY MA FRIND PearIessence yhaa. Bay the way dis is my drawing of sunflower i now im good.)

I tried taking sum laxatives but nothing werks:(. i domt Anna die from CORONAVIRUS nexus i have to live a good life and stuff.
"it's okey ena we have to wait until you get infected, but no we al were suts forever and i cant have sex wiff u im sorry." Cried Luis depressingly.
"NOOOOOOO1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1 WHYYYYYU?" i screams and cried somatch until i couldn't anymore.
"Eva we can use ur corona to infect me thimson !!!!11!1" said Synthia and Gythia with their big bodies amd fat hairs chiccken blonde legs. They try to have thigh gap but no lol and they aslo eat and spit very grossly ew.
They made chicken legs that looked like their legs wif dere satansy powers and are it and it was so gross.
"STUPOO EATINGG AND CHEWING VERY DISGUSTINGLY I WANNA VOMIT EW!!!" i said angrily.
"STUP SAYING MEAN STUFFS TO US ENA!!" They started smti smacks one thier foods and chicken legs and they stomach blubee started to shake, like jelly.
THEY ALL HAD BULGE11!!!!1! THEY LOOK SO FUCKING BREGNANT ITS DISGUSTNG!!!!!1111
"Why cnant u help meh do some stuffs and yhaa im trying to do my best and get a new blan. Becoz its so hard and its not lik its that ur infected and you drank one pe and stuff like that... your falt that i drank peeped."I attacked then meanly.
"SHIT UP!!111 ITS ALL UR FALT THAT U DRANK THE WRONG ONE LOL YEAS!11!!!"they laughed.
"Okey' i said.
Then our whole group went and took me to my house so that i could quarantine and home to not mak th Epps i love sicker because its all mean stuff.
Two weeks later we blanked what were we gonna do and how were we gonna kill mr Thompson's bery big gang and stuff.
"Here's the blan, we go to me Thompson's sewer tech lab underground place thing and yhaa. Dna will flirt wiff them and kill them nut with corona, butt with Aksum and lovely wepons ans stuff. So. We inject stuff in then when ena has sex wiff them until they orgasme." said ben and luis. I coughed.
"NOO WTF EVA YOU BITCH!!1!1!1!1"said the fatassrs.
"LOL NOOB LOL HEHEHEHEHE!1!!1!1!1" I laughed sinisterly.
"FUCK OFF". Day said.
"Fuck You ALL!1!1!1!111!" I shooted and put my middle finger up at them.
"Now. Ben and luis, you gonna agree with ME OR THEM?"
"Okey you ena ur so smrt AMD plus u aslo have telekinesias intelligentsia." ejaculated luis.
"Yhaa"Ben agreed.
"Your obliviously gaana ned ours hlep too ena lol." The bery FAT BIIG BODIES SAID MEANLY AND STROCIUSKYL.
"Okey fine i forgive you Yhaa i love you guys somatch but ngo homgo"i said.
"Let's go."I said.
"OKEEEEEEYYY IM SO EXITED!1!1!1!1!1!1"ejaculated luis once more.
We then went to me thimpsons evil and sinister jail sewage hideout passageee and saw hug big gang wearing suts. THEY ALL LOOKES LIKE BIG THINGYS!!1!1!1
"Hey bbs wanna have sexah???"I asked fertility.
"Yeas." The whole big gang replied exitedly.
Then we had an orgy and when Dey were ooo orgasming ma fries and bf injection them. THEN THEY ALL DIES SO FAST LIKE WOWOWOWOWO.!1!1!1!
"i now where me Thompson is, I used my telekinesias intelligentsia. He's in the room wiff the cameras!" I said smartly.
"WE CAN FINAL,Y GET RID OF HIM YEAS!!!1!1!1!1!1
We went to his room and used my satanist powers to talke to each oder mentally so mr Thompson doesn't get susp and hears us. THEN WE ALL NECAME INVISIBLE AND HE CANT SEE US AS ALL AMD WERE SO SMART!!!!1!1!1!1 I saw some tubes of spit and blood and peeped and poopoo and hairs and skin and basically everything about humans. I aslo saw this glowing coffin thingy with a battery and all these humans barts.
"Wut are dese stuffs?" I asked mental,t to synthia and gythia.
"We think it's a tanning bed. The coffin thingy."
"Oh okey."
THEN MR THIMPSON WAS SITTING THERE AND WE APPROACHED HIM WITHOUT KNOWING AND THEN ALL MY FRIENDS GRABBED HIS HANDS AND WHOLE BIDY AND THEN HE COULSMT MOVE!!1!1!1!1!1
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ENAAAAAAAA!1!1!!111" shouted me Thompson angrily.
"COUGH ON HIM!!!1!" Chanted luis sinisterly.
"PLZZZZ NOOO PLZZ FORGIVE ME IM SO SORRY I DONT WANNA DIE ITS TOO EARLY!!1!1!1!1 I IS TOK UNG TO DIEE!!1!" Cried mr Thompson very loudly.
"No." I said and then put my middle finger in his mouth and he chocked.
AND THEN I COUGHED A VERY BIG COUGH ALL OVER HIS FACE AND BODY AND DID IT ONE BILLION TRILLION INFINITY MILLION PLUS ONE TIMES!!1!1!1!
"NOOOOOOOO"said mr Thompson.
"Lol" I said.
And then HE CHOCKED WHEN I TOOK OUT MY MIDDLE FINGER FROM HIS MOUTH AND HE FELL TO THE FLOOR! HE GOT INFECTED BY ME BUT HE WAS STILL MOVING SO I DECIDED TO KILL HIM WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER!!!!1!1!11
He chocked and everyone was laughing somatch and then he fell to da white floor wiff blood comes out of his mouth. because of my big acrylic nails that I scratched his neck inside wiff.
"Is he dead?" Asked Ben.
"YHAAAAAA" We all replied excitedly.
"YAYAHAHAYAHA HES DEAD LOL NOOB OLD MAN AND PEEDOFILE HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL!!!1!1" we all partyed.
All of a suddenly, THE TANNING BED STARTED TO GLOW BLUE!!!!1!1!!1
"What the fuck." Cramped synthia and gythia.
AND THEN GUARDS CANE IUT IF THE TANNING BED AND ANOTHER MR THOMPSON!!!1!1!1!1!1

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