"Y'know, I kinda want a pet monkey"
"A monkey? That shit will rip your face off"
"Well not a big monkey, like a small one"
"Have you even seen the teeth on Capuchin monkeys?"
"Well have you seen my fuckin teeth??"
*cue laughter*
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things ive heard at school
HumorIt's just weird things I hear and witness at my school and I'd like to share...
