God I hate winter
The snow on the ground
The frozen nights
That crunching sound every time you take a step
The slipping and sliding on the ice
I said it once and I'll say it again
I... HATE... WINTER...
Now I know it sounds stupid to hate it... but I have a good reason
It's not just a month its the whole dang season
Don't get me wrong... winter is great and all... I just hate it
I hate that couples kiss in the snow
I hate that it's so cute... so elegant... When the snow makes a perfect frame
But what about the Holidays?
Sure Christmas and New Years are great
But where's the spirit
Everyone so concerned about the parties and the gifts they forget about the meaning
I... HATE... WINTER
People forget how to drive
Skid skid skid crash!! There goes another car
Buzz buzz bing the phones start to ring
Winter storm warning
Winds howling snow falling I can't see even three feet in front of me
Looks like we have to stay inside.
Germs contained
Power dampening
Cable flickering
The stress building
Playing games are reading books
Plans all canceled
I'm bored out of my mind
I'm going insane
I absolutely hate winter
Being alone by the fire
Not being able to see my friends
The roads are crap I can't leave the house
I just wanna cry
I hate winter
The bulky coats
The winter boots
The hustle and bustle
Winter is the most stressful season of all
12 days of Christmas is more like 12 days of stress
Songs of yule tide carols being sung by choirs isn't what it is anymore
Call me Ebienezer
Call me a prude
But I hate winter
And I guess that makes me Scrooge
