dave x non binary reader :)

ships and pranks

thank for actually reading this bullshit- i knwo i'm not a good writer and i'm shit at spelling and grammar but ya bitch be trying.

probably will write a few more chapters because tiktok yeeted on me lmao fucking lame,,,,, i'll probably post right away idk tho
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"Where were you? Who's clothes are those and WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE HICKIES"
"DAD CALM DOWN IM 17 I CAN LOOK AFTER MYSELF. BESIDES I WAS AT A PARTY ENJOYING MYSELF AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW ANY OF THIS HAPPENED!" (Y/n) stormed off leaving their dad fuming. They locked themself in their room and flopped down onto the bed. They groaned and looked in the mirror.

My god were they a mess. Their (h/l) (h/c) looked like a bird's nest. Purple hickies covered their neck, they were wearing a pair of bee boxers and a gemini shirt. They smiled softly to themself. Right as (y/n) was going to shower their computer went off.

twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling yourpesterchumHandle [YH] at 3:09pm

[TA] hey (y/n) can we talk?

[YH] sure! what's up?

[TA] about la2t niight

[YH] did i do something wrong?-

[TA] no of cour2e not! iim ju2t worriied iit wiill be a one time thing

[YH] don't get me wrong i really really enjoyed it but i'm not sure if it's something i'd do again unless i was shit faced or something-

[TA] oh uh ii under2tand nothiing wiill be awkward between u2 riight?

[YH] of course not! and please if you ever need someone feel free to ask!

[TA] oh ii wiill anyway2 iill 2ee you at all 2chool

twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling yourpesterchumHandle [YH] at 3:17pm

(Y/n) groaned and walked into the bathroom then took off the shirt and boxers the chucked them into the washing basket.

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monday morning

beep beep beep BEEP BEEP
(Y/n) slammed their fist onto the alarm clock. Time to prepare for the worst day of their high school career. Of course everything was going to be awkward, they were just hoping no one would mention the party at all.

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at school

Once they arrived at school they noticed people staring. (Y/n) hurried over to their locker.
"(Y/n)!" a familiar voice with a lisp called out.
"Oh Sollux! Hey what's up?" They turned to face the troll.
"I'm really sorry about, y'know," he pointed at the hickeys' "this... Us."
"Oh yeah it's all fun, but did you tell anyone?" He shook his head then frowned. "Nepeta did mention something about KK mentioning it, so look out for that." His fingers traced the hickies on his neck.
"Oh god tell me you still aren't thinking about it! Also if nep knows everyone else will too" They rolled their eyes. The hugged him.
"Thanks for understanding by the way."
He hugged back. "No problem"

Suddenly there was a blood curdling scream and Nepeta rushed over. "OH MY GOG KARKITTY WASN'T LYING" She bounced slightly. Sollux scoffed and let go.
"Oh gog no!" By now there were people watching. (Y/n) laughed.
"Sorry, Nep, but it's was a one time thing." The small cat girl pouted.
"Aw ok then" The small girl wandered off.

once morning classes were over a sad looking Karkat shuffled over to (y/n).
"Can I talk to you?" His normally grumpy voice was gone. A soft one, close to a whisper.
"Oh yeah sure, what's wrong?" The small troll has bad eye bags and he seemed to radiate bad vibes..
"Dave. That's what happened..."
"Oh god, what did he do?" Tears formed in the troll eyes.
"He uh... He forced me into doing stuff with him and we uh, we broke up." (Y/n) gasped and pulled him into a hug. He sobbed onto their t-shirt.
"How about we skip and go to your place or something?" He nodded and pulled away then wiped his eyes.
"Yeah that would be fun. Thanks"  The two started walking towards their lockers to put stuff away. Afterwards they headed to (y/n)'s car.

After about 20 minutes of driving (y/n) stopped the car. They were in front of a rather tall apartment building which definitely wasn't (y/n)'s.
"Which one is his?"
"413"
"Cool let's go!" (Y/n) jumped out of the car. Karkat followed slowly.
"What are we doing?" He grumbled looking nervous. It killed them seeing him this way. All his anger was gone and it was just an empty shell of a troll.
"We, my grumpy friend, are going to get Dave back for being a good for nothing piece of floating shit." Karkat turned around.
"Gog no- (Y/n) this is such a bad fucking idea!"
"Nope we are doing this it's gonna be fun!"
"What are we gonna do?"
"Oh you'll see" They walked around to the back of the door and grabbed something.
"Gog I hate you" They chuckled.
"Sure you do"

After setting up a few pranks on Dave they left. Bro had been home and agreed to help them. Let's just say, Dave would be needing a lot of showers. The two laughed and drove over to the troll's house. The red blooded troll got out and waved goodbye. (Y/n) waved back and drove to their own house.

Luckily their father wasn't home yet neither was James. Or that's what they thought until they head giggling. Ignoring it, (y/n) went to changed and on their way out knocked on his door.
"Oi shithead are you in there?" There was a bunch of shuffling then the door opened and a bewildered looking James stood in the doorway.
"Didn't interrupt something did I?" A small giggle came from somewhere in the room. James cleared his throat.
"Not at all I was uh studying"
"Bullshit, who's over? I won't tell dad I just want to know?" James groaned and a girl popped her head out from under the bed.
"You little slut!" (Y/n) cackled and slammed the door before heading off to work.