I POSTED THE WRONG ONE IM SO SORRY!!!!
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Thursday finally rolled around and (y/n) was ready for anything. It's not like Dave is that bad, right? Soon (y/n) saw the familiar blonde hair and sunglasses enter the small cafe. The younger Strider came up to (y/n).
"What's up dude?" He smirked.
"Not much, only how you broke my best friends heart." Pain appeared on Dave's face.
"Ah do you heard about that huh?" He put his poker face back on.
"Yeah, and I'm the one dealing with your mess." They growled.
"Why don't you stay the fuck out of my problems? Don't you have bee-boy to deal with?"
"He has a name, not fucking bee/boy. And it was a mistake and we both agreed to still be friends." (Y/n) had the urge to punch his smug face but ignored it pushing to urge down.
"Do you regret wasting your v-card on a mutant like him?" (Y/n) scoffed.
"I haven't had my v-card for a while, sorry Glasses. Besides I can guarantee he's better at sex than you and your tiny dick." He smirked then winked.
"It's hard to beat me"
"Tell that to Sol" They walked away to go back to serving people.
Like normal, Dave waited until they finished. He walked up to (y/n) and grabbed their hand. They gagged and pulled it away.
"Ew no, I know what you did to Karkat"
"I asked first you know. Do you really take me for a rapist? He just thinks we were moving too fast."
"From how hurt he looked I don't think that's the truth." Dave smirked and nodded.
"You got me, he decided that it was moving too fast so we broke up. He's just an over dramatic shithead." (Y/n) laughed quietly then shook their head.
Soon the two found themselves in a open field. The sun has almost set. It cast a soft golden glow over the meadow. Dave was smirking and grabbed their hand again.
"What's the meaning of this Strider?"
"I just want to make it up to you and prove I'm not as much of an ass as i seem."
"If this is a date Im out."
"Nah we're just two friends hanging out."
"Yeah friends totally." The 'cool kid' took off his jacket before laying it on the ground and sitting on it.
"so what?"
"It sounds incredibly cheesy and cliche, it's like something out of a movie. I know where this is gonna go!"
"You're smart but unfortunately wrong." He waited for them to sit. Then while looking into their he eyes he grabbed a bucket from next to him and tipped the contents of the bucket onto them. The cold, sticky, green slime covered their top half.
"DAVE WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU ASSHOLE" Dave smiled. A real, genuine smile.
"That's what you get!" He quickly snapped a photo then handed them a towel from where he got the bucket from.
(Y/n) snatched it from him and wiped their face.
"Well played Strider." My god was the slime going to be hard to get out of their hair and shirt. Luckily it had only gotten their top half, leaving their jeans clean. (Y/n) quickly pulled off their shirt, the cool night air making them shiver. They could feel the boy's eyes on them.
"Wow wanting me already huh, (l/n)?" (Y/n) went bright red and shoved him before covering their chest.
"Just give me your jacket already dumbass!" Dave nodded and stood, handing them his red hoodie. (Y/n) quickly pulled it on. It was pretty large on them, which was inevitable consider the height difference between the two. (Y/n) started to get the slime out of their (h/l) (h/c) hair.
"Great, even more guys' clothes to deal with!"
"Your dad must be so confused" (Y/n) scoffed.
"I guess, probably, especially after the party" They laughed and moved so their head was resting on their hands. Dave leaned back and flopped onto the grass. Soon the two were looking at the stars in comfortable silence. Strangely this side of Dave made all of (y/n)'s fears and worries wash away. They forgot about Karkat and Sollux and their ruined shirt and their dad.
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Fanfictionupdating + editing!!!! after the sad yet unsurprising death of their mother, (y/n) is forced to move to texas where nothing went as smooth as they thought it would.
