"Welp."

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"So, uhh we kinda, sorta, discovered a new prophecy...," Scorpius started.

"Oh I hate prophecies," they heard Harry said in the background. The kids explained what they discovered. There was an awkward silence for a few long seconds. Unfortunately, the connection broke.

"Now, what do we do?" James (N) asked.

"Solve the riddle, duh," Rose answered, rolling her eyes.

"I think I got it already, but we need their help," Scorpius said, pointing to the four Marauders.

"But we need to make things quick," Al stated.

"Don't worry, people. James Sirius Potter is here," Fred II said.

"So?" Rose asked, glaring.

"People, listen here. I shall explain about le future in a 99 second song," James (N) said. He took a deep breath and started:

"There once was a boy named Harry

Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry! You're a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed

The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

His ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather

I don't really get it either

Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed

He's back

Harry, Harry, It's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you are a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be

OhSplit your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes

It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad

He may take his final breath," James (N) sang.

[A/N: I do not own this song. Credit goes to Jon Cozart. Youtube Channel: Paint]

"But long story short: Harry didn't die and killed Voldemort. The end," James added, looking pleased of himself.

"How did you even-" Albus asked.

"Practice, and YouTube," Fred II answered proudly.

"Guys, I think I know what the prophecy means," Scorpius said. "And I don't like it."

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