JENLISA ONESHOTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY "AND I OOP-"

Ella

Rosè: If our ship names had Ella, who would've had her?

Lisa: What do you mean?

Rosè: Like, does Chaennie look like her?

Lisa: Well, most likely me and Jennie is her parents in the fanfics.

Jisoo: But Ella looks more like me and Jennie so technically Jensoo would have her.

Jennie: I mean, she kinda looks like you and me, Jisoo.

Lisa: So then me and Jennie would have adopted her and you and Jisoo would have banged?

Jisoo: Oh my god-

Lisa: What? It was in a fanfic where Jennie was a CEO and Jisoo was her secretary.

Jennie: You read fanfics about us?!

Lisa: Yeah-

Rosè: So if Ella is Jensoo's child, then who would be ours Lisa?

Lisa: Maybe Chaewon from Iz*one and Felix from Stray Kids?

Jennie: Can we just stop talking about this?

Lisa: Good idea.

Jisoo: Wait! If me and Chaeng had a child it would be Chuu from Loona!

Rosè: Oh god.