A quick joke!

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A/N: Hello guys! I was looking up stuff on google and thought of something that might seem stupid, but some might think it's funny. I thought to myself: what if the characters from Final Fantasy XIII found out about Lightning x Fang? This is a really short chapter about Lightning, Hope(14 year old), Fang, and Vanille looking up Lightning x Fang. If you don't know what it is, I suggest that you DON'T look it up. It is very disturbing. Thank you!
Five years ago...

*No POV*

Lightning was lying on her couch when there was a sudden knock on the door. When Lightning opened it, Fang, Hope, and Vanille were standing there with a laptop. "Lightning, have you heard of Lightning x Fang?" Fang asked. "Never heard of it," Lightning replied. That's when they all rushed into Lightning's house and sat at the dining table.

Fang flipped open the laptop and said, "I heard about this Lightning x Fang, but I have never actually seen anything from it." Lightning poured a cup of tea, then walked over to the table with the others. The webpage for Google images had been pulled up, and Fang typed in, 'Lightning x Fang'. After hitting 'enter', tons of pictures and other things popped up. Lightning instantly cupped her hand over Hope's eyes, slightly blushed and said, "W-who would make such things?"

Vanille blushed deeply, mad Fang said, "Even if I liked this kind of stuff, why does it have to be so graphic?" Lightning pushed Hope into a different room, then came back with a hammer. "Fang, is this laptop yours?" She asked. "Nope, it's Snow's," Fang responded. "He told me about Lightning x Fang." A big grin stretched across Lightning's face, then she started smashing the laptop.

When she had finally finished, Lightning dropped the hammer and rummaged through her closet. She suddenly pulled out her Blazefire Saber, and headed out the door. "Wait!" Fang yelled. "Where are you going?"

"Where am I going?" Lightning chuckled. She turned to face Fang, and she looked like a demon. "I AM GOING TO GO KILL SNOW!!!!" Lightning shouted, then ran towards the direction of Snow's and Serah's house. Fang made a face palm then sighed, "Poor Snow. You are gonna die."

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