Lies and Dysphoria

Chapter 15-- present

Im so sorry this chapter has taken so long. I say this every time.
I am very busy and I have had a huge writer's block for AGES now.

I don't have a lot of motivation for this book but I will keep uploading sometimes for you guys 😊 hopefully it will go away.

So im sorry if the chapters get worse but I will try to upload as much as I can.

Enough blabbering, on with the chapter.

(Me: *Whispering* Roman, do the thing!)
(Roman to me: what thing?)
(Me: y'know, the thing)
(Roman: *realises* ohhh, yeah okay!)
(Roman: *stands Infront of curtains and poses with jazz hands* And now the moment you have been waiting for.................. A new chapter! *Curtain slowly rises*)
(Roman from far away: did I do good??)

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Once Virgil had gone back upstairs, Patton waved goodbye and went to grab a batch of cookies that he had made the previous night.

Unannounced by Roman, however, Being the romantic person he is, taped mistletoe in every square inch in the house downstairs. Many pairs were caught under them. Mostly Remus pulling Deceit under them, they happily kissed each other for minutes on end, only stopping to breathe for a few seconds before Remus would pull Deceit back in. Most if the time someone had to physically pull them apart. De would apologize sarcastically and Remus would say something like:
"what?! You wanna join the party pretty boy?"

After the dark sides had left, much to Remus's dissapointment (for the record, he clung to the Christmas tree and as Deceit pulled him by legs, the tree fell over and collapsed into the TV), the others -minus Virgil- collapsed into the sofa, exhausted from the commotion. They fell asleep in a pile quite soon after.

---------- Back to your regular program of Virgil and his period (your welcome)---------

Anxiety sat on the edge of his bed, his leg nervously bouncing. Patton has been kind enough to take his 'issue' into consideration and tried to help him out. The problem was, he had never explored down there, he had always found it disgusting, and he didn't really know how to use it. A couple of YouTube videos later, he was more certain to try it. After reading the instructions though, there was another problem. He had to go downstairs to boil the hell out of it.
Which meant interaction, awkwardness and lies. Hopefully Patton could help.

With the cup condensed into its small packet and tightly in his hand, Virgil head back downstairs. And was immediately greeted by a certain Prince who had the most smug look on his face.

"Heyy.........Virge"

"What do you want princey?" Asked Virgil, already getting annoyed.

Roman, with a huge grin on his groomed face, said nothing, he just casually pointed to the ceiling.

Fuck. Virgil had forgotten about the conveniently placed mistletoe.
"Oh HELL no" he stared the other straight (gay) in his eyes.

Roman's face drooped and he frowned. He slowly turned away from Virgil.
"Oh well then, guess I'll save my lips for later on."

Virgil was confused. "Wha...."

He was abruptly cut off with the Prince swinging around again and planting a big firm kiss on Anxiety's lips. " That was for being so secretive"

With a wink, Roman walked and plopped onto the sofa in front of Virge and he watched whatever Patton was watching on the TV.

Virgil's face was so red it would make a cherry jealous.

Shaking off the thoughts that were running through his head (which thankfully didn't attract Remus), he walked over to the kitchen and looked for a good sized pan for what he was about to do. Quietly filling it up with water and setting it onto the stove, Virgil turned it on and waited for the water to boil.

As Virgil had crept into the kitchen, a certain father figure had seen his son and tiptoed behind him and waited, following each step Virgil made.

"Boo!"

Virgil, being Anxiety, jumped back in shock, quite literally a metre away. Which caused the little box to go flying across the room.

"Oh!" He panted "it's you Dad"

"Yup! Just wanted to see what your doing kiddo! Have you tried the thing yet?" Patton looked around like he was someone in a comedy, checking to see if anyone was around.

"That's exactly what I am doing now, I have to boil the damn thing. If you could be so kind to be a lookout, that would be great"

"Sure thing kiddo! I'll be over there if you need me."

"Thanks Pat, your the best"