Memes

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Have you guys ever looked at textposts and gone 'My characters would do this?'

Because I do!

And I have made some textposts with the characters from this series because I thought it would be funny and I was too lazy to write an actual chapter.

And I might be taking a break from Wattpad (I will be checking my notifications but nothing more) so here you guys go. A fake update

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1. Cinnamon Rolls

Mavi: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Loki: looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you

Rowan: looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

Cassian: looks like a cinnamon roll and could actually kill you

( Should I put in more Cassian content in this book? )


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2. We Only Speak Meme

Loki: What is this memes you speak of?

Mavi, shocked: Ight IMMA HEAD OUT

Loki: What the Hel does that mean--Can you do me a favor?

Mavi: What do I get out of it?

Loki: Um... Nothing.

Mavi: Then no

Loki, angery: I will kill you--

Mavi, dead inside: You son of a bitch, I'm in


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3. Everyone is a Boomer

Mavi: I am going to KERMIT SUICIDE

Livvy: Whomst'd've consumed my ice juice

Cassian: I hath consumed the ocean sauce

Loki: ,,what,

Livvy, Mavi, and Cassian collectively: ok boomer

Loki: How dare you, I have been alive years longer than your ancestors

Mavi: ah, of corpse, we're sorry


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4. Mirrors

Mavi: mirrors don't ever break, they just multiply

Rowan: MAVI IT'S 3 AM GO THE   F U CK  TO SLEEP


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5. A Sleepover

Everyone: *laying down and trying to go to sleep*

Mavi: goodnight guys

Livvy: 

Loki: 

Rowan: 

Cassian: *snoring*

Mavi: Everyone's bones are wet

Loki: whY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

Mavi: no one sAID GOODNIGHT BACK


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6. Theft

Rowan: You stole something from me

Mavi: I'm sorry, I'll give you your wallet back later

Rowan: No you stole my heart--Wait what


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7. Credit Cards

Mavi: Damn it, the door's locked! Quick, Loki, give me your credit card!

Loki: *hands over credit card*

Mavi: Thanks *pockets it and proceeds to kick the door down*


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8. Wedding Dresses

Mavi: You just think I can't fight because I'm a girl!

Rowan: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Loki could fight in that dress either.

Loki: Perhaps not

Loki: But I would make a radiant bride


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9. Glasses

Loki: Hey Mavi do I look good in these glasses

Mavi: I don't fucking know

Mavi: Because I can't fucking see you

Mavi: becauSE YOU HAVE MY FUCKING GLASSES


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This is all I could come up with but it was fun! And I have two questions

1. More Cassian content? Yes/No

2. Should I do this again?

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