Have you guys ever looked at textposts and gone 'My characters would do this?'
Because I do!
And I have made some textposts with the characters from this series because I thought it would be funny and I was too lazy to write an actual chapter.
And I might be taking a break from Wattpad (I will be checking my notifications but nothing more) so here you guys go. A fake update
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1. Cinnamon Rolls
Mavi: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you
Loki: looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you
Rowan: looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll
Cassian: looks like a cinnamon roll and could actually kill you
( Should I put in more Cassian content in this book? )
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2. We Only Speak Meme
Loki: What is this memes you speak of?
Mavi, shocked: Ight IMMA HEAD OUT
Loki: What the Hel does that mean--Can you do me a favor?
Mavi: What do I get out of it?
Loki: Um... Nothing.
Mavi: Then no
Loki, angery: I will kill you--
Mavi, dead inside: You son of a bitch, I'm in
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3. Everyone is a Boomer
Mavi: I am going to KERMIT SUICIDE
Livvy: Whomst'd've consumed my ice juice
Cassian: I hath consumed the ocean sauce
Loki: ,,what,
Livvy, Mavi, and Cassian collectively: ok boomer
Loki: How dare you, I have been alive years longer than your ancestors
Mavi: ah, of corpse, we're sorry
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4. Mirrors
Mavi: mirrors don't ever break, they just multiply
Rowan: MAVI IT'S 3 AM GO THE F U CK TO SLEEP
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5. A Sleepover
Everyone: *laying down and trying to go to sleep*
Mavi: goodnight guys
Livvy:
Loki:
Rowan:
Cassian: *snoring*
Mavi: Everyone's bones are wet
Loki: whY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Mavi: no one sAID GOODNIGHT BACK
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6. Theft
Rowan: You stole something from me
Mavi: I'm sorry, I'll give you your wallet back later
Rowan: No you stole my heart--Wait what
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7. Credit Cards
Mavi: Damn it, the door's locked! Quick, Loki, give me your credit card!
Loki: *hands over credit card*
Mavi: Thanks *pockets it and proceeds to kick the door down*
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8. Wedding Dresses
Mavi: You just think I can't fight because I'm a girl!
Rowan: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Loki could fight in that dress either.
Loki: Perhaps not
Loki: But I would make a radiant bride
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9. Glasses
Loki: Hey Mavi do I look good in these glasses
Mavi: I don't fucking know
Mavi: Because I can't fucking see you
Mavi: becauSE YOU HAVE MY FUCKING GLASSES
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This is all I could come up with but it was fun! And I have two questions
1. More Cassian content? Yes/No
2. Should I do this again?
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Memory
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