i pick or || Haikyuu!! Chatfic

bby first years

[hell 2.0]

3:53

yamaguchi:the chat names are always so vulgar

kunimi:that's the point

shibayama:we are the definition of
v u l g a r

lev:

lev:g-guys yaku sent me that-

tsukishima:who stutters in text

lev:i'm trying to be dramatic 🗿🗿

kageyama:this is overwhelming

tsukishima:you're just dead on memes that's why

kageyama:í knσw mєmєѕ

kageyama:dang it wrong font

kageyama:i know memes

kageyama:better

kindaichi:no it's worse

hinata:^^^^

kageyama: >:(

tsukishima:he's surprisingly learning fast on actual teenage texting,

tsukishima:that's good

kindaichi: t h a t s w o r s e

kageyama:omg you literally the reason
i want to d i e

kindaichi:i'll take the offer

kunimi:this is worse than yahaba and shirabu arguing,disgusting

lev:g u y s let's play something i'm bored

yamaguchi:fuck marry kill PERIODT

kageyama:periodt?

shibayama:s u r e

shibayama:BUT if anything goes wrong i'm snitching

tsukishima:s n i t c h

shibayama:tHATS THE POINT

lev:yamaguchi go first because you said it

yamaguchi:k,

yamaguchi:u hh kageyama fuck marry kill

yamaguchi:oikawa,kindaichi,kunimi

kunimi:i m s c a r e d

kageyama:uh.

kageyama:kill oikawa

kageyama:f uck? kindaichi

kageyama:and marry kunimi ?

kunimi:oh ok i'm fine now

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kageyama:i found out what fuck means

kageyama:i don't want sexual intercourse with kindaichi

kindaichi:trust me honey i don't either