[a normal chat(jk 😳🥵🤪)]
12:56 am
ennoshita:it's surprisingly i don't feel like sleeping today
terushima:you mean yesterday??
ennoshita:get out
kenma:why am i here???
yahaba:i'm asking the same thing
shirabu:why the fuck you awake
shirabu:i thought you were sleeping
yahaba:i-i was reading dojinshis
shirabu:I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEP TALKIBG
ennoshita:honestly late at night is the best time to read ffs/dojins
yahaba:^^^^ EXACTLY
kenma:can you guys shut up i'm trying to play amaze
futakuchi:^^
akaashi:
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akaashi:so who's the hoe?
terushima:it's me,i'm the hoe
futakuchi:i'm gonna make a group call guys join it
futakuchi is making a group call!
four people accepted the invite!
futakuchi:"yuh"
ennoshita:"this was pointless"
shirabu:"be quiet i joined so someone would stop inviting me"
terushima:"what's up hoes"
yahaba:"too late bitch"
yahaba/shirabu: (kageyama) "yahaba be quiet god damn it"
shirabu:"he's sleep talking"
yahaba:"no he isn't"
shirabu:"watch out he's gonna hug you next lol"
ennoshita:"you did not just say l-o-l
out loud"
shirabu:"yes i did"
futakuchi:"y'all don't know how to have a real conversation can you??"
terushima:"apparently they do not"
ennoshita:"we spend to much time on social media that's why"
shirabu:"as yahahoe's boyfriend would say 'we use technology to escape from reality'"
yahaba:"i don't have a boyfriend?"
shirabu:"yes,you do it's dog man"
yahaba:"he's not my boyfriend goddamn it."
ennoshita:"oH- i thought you and dog-chan were dating ha ha"
kenma joined the call!!
kenma:"damn it i wanted to lurk"
kenma:"i hate notifications"
terushima:"someone is down in the dumps"
kenma:"me,oikawa's wifi is shit"
yahaba:"i know right i can never listen to my damn music because of that"
kenma:"fuck your problems i can't play my games"
terushima:"there's another problem,we need to hook up yahaba and dog-chan together"
yahaba:"oh..there's another problem,i'm about to kick your ass"
terushima:"kinky"
yahaba:"guys,haha off topic but shirabu fell asleep"
terushima:"don't get off topic hoe we need to help you to get with your man"
yahaba:"get out"
EXIT CALL?
[ YES ]
NO
"assholes"
"you know i'm still on call yahaba?"
"shut it"
_____
yay! another update! :DD
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(i really need osamu and atsumu in here hhjjj)
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Humorrandom chats [I don't own the art] rare pairs,sexual content ,curse words ,LBGT+ (i don't own the haikyuu characters,only the story line) ships include:shiragoshi , kyouhaba , iwaoi, kinkuni, any ship that could happen- (mostly the characters are my...
