i pick or || Haikyuu!! Chatfic

my boyss

[we are stressed]
12:18 pm.

tendou:GUYS THERES NEW FONTS SKNSUSBSHSJA

tendou: (l͜͡o͜͡o͜͡k͜͡ i͜͡t͜͡s͜͡ a͜͡ C͜͡L͜͡O͜͡U͜͡D͜͡ L͜͡M͜͡A͜͡O͜͡ )

ushijima:I see.

shirabu:he's high huh?

tendou:NO IM NOT

semi: heres another font i like ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

semi:its the emoticons lol ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

goshiki:fonts , so cool

semi:yes goshiki fonts

semi:you know what goshiki you need the talk

goshiki:fuck-

semi:so you see-

tendou:WE ARE ON THE CHAT
SEMISEMI

goshiki:semi san no i rlly dont want to know about this stuff please please please-

semi:you've had sex

tendou:yeah you're not virgin 🗿

ushijima:Don't say that stuff here.

goshiki:OK- i know that but just don't talk to me about that

shirabu:i've explain sex to you three times

shirabu:and we only did it once because we were both-

reon:time to leave.

kawanishi:NEVER BRING YOUR SEX LIFE IN HERE AGAIN

shirabu:IM SORRY I COULDNT HELP MY SELF

goshiki:rip goshiki lmao

shirabu:who?

goshiki:oh-

goshiki:sorry. someone always takes my phone at these meetups

shirabu:WHO

goshiki:uh.

yamagata: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

goshiki:allofthefirstyears

goshiki:*Voice Message*

"DAMN TSU ITS NOT THAT HARD TO KEEP A SECRET." (lev)

"I CANT LIE IM SORRY"

"WE'RE GONNA DIE TODAY"(koganegawa, sobbing)

shirabu:tSu???

kawanishi:tsu , tsutomu lmao thats cute

semi:kawanishi . my child why'd you say the word cute thats not like you.

kawanishi:what? i find friendships cute

shirabu:thats a first

goshiki:why does that remind of mlp

kawanishi:NO NEVER BRING THAT UP

goshiki:whats so bad about mlp???

kawanishi: t h e f a n d o m

yamagata:he's not lying, i was in the fandom for a while but the ships were 🤢🤢🤢

kawanishi:they were also very confusing too

semi:how....do you guys know this???

kawanishi:we have our sources.

yamagata:^^^^^

semi:i don't understand how i'm friends with you guys

tendou:yall are scary

goshiki:says the person who made me scared to even join the volleyball team for first semester

tendou:thats not my problem ✌️

kawanishi:i HATED tendou in my first year mostly because he was very loud

kawanishi:hes cool now ig we share
memes

tendou:see!! semisemi,kawanishi would be great as our child.

semi:i want goshiki as our child.

goshiki:i mean it would kinda make sense i have a bowl cut like tendou did when he was young

semi:and my hair is actually black,i dyed most of it sliver gray.

goshiki:WAIT SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOUR HAIR IS ACTUALLY BLACK AND NOT GRAY

goshiki:WHAT

reon:yeah in our first year he had a big goth phase

yamagata:LMAO I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT

semi:GUYS STOP THAT WAS YEARS AGO

tendou:did you say rawr xd

semi:no but i did have tumblr

goshiki:AM I GONNA HAVE A GOTH PHASE???

shirabu:ok but being truthful you would be really cute if you had a goth phase

semi:no goshiki, that just depends on what you like

goshiki:well i like volleyball, being an extrovert, wanting to beat hinata shouyou in vb , and kenjirou

semi:ok you're not gonna have a goth phase

goshiki:ok GOOD I DONT NEED THAT PHASE

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i want kawanishi to be tensemi's child