i pick or || Haikyuu!! Chatfic

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[🏐volleyball hoes🏐]

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12:21 am

emoboi:?

creampuff:ah shit here we go again 🤠

👽:why do chats like these always start at a late time?

creampuff:author-chan is always up late so she makes us stay up late

emoboi:dont fuckin tell me youre on drugs it's 12am and we're at my house

iwachan?:ok first of why are some of you guys at kunimi's house?

turnipkid:mom it's fine we're just eating fruit snacks

maddog:and watching hsm and descendants

creampuff:and no kunimi im not on drugs

emoboi:ok then continue trying to catch fruit snacks in your mouth

creampuff:HEY WE STOPED DOING THAY AN HOUR AGO

emoboi:*Video*

"kunimi are you filming this?"(yahaba)

"yeah"

"ok kyotani go"(yahaba)

*throws fruit snack in the air in catches it in his mouth*

"HOW THE FUCK"(yahaba)

"it's not that hard? i've been doing this since fifth grade"(kyotani)

"wow that's cool yahaba give me a pack"(kindaichi)

"sure"

*throws pack to kindaichi*

"thanks"

*literally spends a minute trying to open a fruit snack pack*

"do you need help"(yahaba)

"i'm fine"

*actually opens it and throws in the air and chokes on it* (a/n sorry kindaichi:( )

"OH MY GOD KINDAICHI"

*stops filming*

memeking:ohmygad is the child ok

turnipkid:yeah i'm fine :D

iwachan?:oh god i was about to have a heart attack

creampuff:yeah i thought we weren't gonna talk about that kunimi

creampuff:*image*

emoboi:*image*

iwachan?:guys don't send memes at these hours

👽:should be lucky makki and matsun aren't awake :)

iwachan?:you're on your last brain cell

memeking:ha

memequeen:ha

creampuff:ah shit here we go again x2 🤠

memeking:did

memequeen:we

memeking:hear

memequeen:memes?

emoboi:*image*

creampuff:did you really go on pinterest to find that aesthetic?

emoboi:Yes,and why's that?

👽:hE USED PERFECT GRAMMAR ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

memeking:iwaizumi should've said that to oikawa to abort the kids lmao

emoboi:If you're talking about us,Fuck you.

creampuff:We expected more from you Matsukawa-san.

memeking:i-

iwachan?:what happened to kindaichi and kyotani?

creampuff:Asleep.

emoboi:Asleep.

👽:this is scaring me im scared to go to the bathroom;-;

emoboi:That's me every night.Heh.

memequeen:i- uh-

-memequeen went offline-

-👽 and 2 others went offline-

creampuff:damn author-chan you're really making this a short chapter huh

author:shut your ass up >:[

emoboi:i swear you better not be on drugs yahaba

-emoboi went offline-

creampuff:disappointing...

-creampuff went offline-

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hey hey hey! i did an update after all! because i have no homework yet :p so i'll try updating at the least 💗
-(me)