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mom squad™

[💖Mom Squad™]

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9:57 pm

punksuga:GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

punksuga:I HAVE TEA FOR MOMS

moaniwa:i got my tea set ready letzgetit

moaniwa:*image*

yakult:damn you can cook

moaniwa:thanks

punksuga:so continuing on

punksuga:you know how last week i told you guys that shirabu is dating goshiki

punksuga:WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT

iwachan?:get to it also i have to leave this chat because oikawa is the 'mom of the team' so spill it

punksuga:THEY HAD THEIR FIRST KISS NWOWMDJOENDKENEKEJE

moaniwa:im cryin in the club

sugamama:aww that's cute

iwachan?:nice

-iwachan? added 👽-
-iwachan? left the chat-

👽: :0 i'm back bitches

moaniwa:wait.how did you know they had their first kiss?

punksuga:they came out of the club room closet sweating and blushing like crazy i know what they were doing

moaniwa:i just spit my tea

yakult:*image*

pretty:*image*

sugamama:i-

punksuga:they both talked to me about them wanting to have their first kiss with each other and i told them ways how to do it :)

punksuga:you know who i said to be dominant?

moaniwa:bets on goshiki

👽:hate to say it but shirabu..

punksuga:NONE THEY HAD TO FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE

👽:you would be a great sex ed teacher lmao

pretty:^

punksuga:anyways beside me who else has tea 🐸🍵

yakult:yamamoto is gay for karasuno's baldie

yakult:jk he's straight as a stripper pole

punksuga: >:[

moaniwa:futakuchi likes aone ☕️

moaniwa:kosuke likes kogane

moaniwa:your welcome now you can use this against them but don't tell them it was me :p

moaniwa:jk don't do that please

👽:that was straight up

sugamama:we shouldn't tell things like this in the chat-

sugamama: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sugamama:but keep going sis

pretty:i don't think we have any more tea

👽: omg y'all wanna come to the beach with me and my team?

moaniwa:damn imagine all of team went pft to much people

👽:ah shit yaha-chan is babysitting and bringing a kid with him :p

moaniwa:ok i'm only going to protect that child

sugamama:how old is the kid?

👽:uh yaha chan said she's ten

moaniwa:omg it's a girl child and she's ten i-

👽:ok who's gonna go?

punksuga:me and shirabu:/

sugamama:i'll come :)

yakult:eh? i'll go

👽:ok for whoever is coming we're going in 2 days :p

pretty: 👌

punksuga:that child is gonna be blessed-

yakult:nah i feel bad for the kid she's around the most horny team cough cough seijoh cough cough

punksuga:pFT

👽:offensive makki and matsun aren't that horny ':/

moaniwa:its sad how you think its them

pretty:i just snorted ugly as hell

sugamama:not true

yakult:wheeze

punksuga:psgdekekee

👽: W H A T A R E W E E V E N D O I N G ?

yakult:whats better psgdekekee wheeze or i just snorted ugly as hell

👽:what the fuck

pretty:i choose psgdekekee

sugamama:^

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owo and update lol