richie
hi again
edward🍝
it's 9 am
why are you up
but hi
richie
because i stood up all night
edward🍝
dude do you know how bad that is for u
richie
oh so you're a doctor now
edward🍝
no but i know this stuff
richie
anyways want to meet my friends
edward🍝
um
richie
that's a yes
richie has added edward🍝 to bitchy losers
unknown number
who's this rich
unknown number
why is there a random number here
unknown number
omg richie made a friend for once
richie
oh fuck off guys
this is my friend eddie
eddie, these are my friends aka the losers
edward🍝
hi
unknown number
rich you can't just invite someone to the group chat out of nowhere
i'm birdwatching
richie
i don't recall asking, staniel.
everyone introduce yourselves please
and BE NICE
unknown number
fine
i'm stanley
unknown number
i'm mike
it's nice to meet you eddie :)
unknown number
hi i'm ben
unknown number
the name's bill
unknown number
i'm beverly and you're watching disney channel
edward🍝
you all seem nice
richie
they're really not
beverly 🐝
oh shut up richie i'm a joy to be around
so how'd you meet eddie
richie
he's my number neighbor
edward🍝
i'm still confused on what that's supposed to be
richie
it's not that hard to comprehend
stan🕊
technically it's bev's fault for trying to explain it to richie
because he's a dumbass
richie
stan
do me a favor and shut the fuck up
stan🕊
no.
mikey🦩
guys stop
ben👼🏼
i'm trying to write a poem and you guys are blowing up my phone
so could you please stop
beverly🐝
we're sorry ben
richie
he's probably writing it for you bev
bill💌
yeah maybe.
beverly🐝
either way let him write it in peace
so eddie, tell us more about yourself
edward🍝
ok well i'm 15 for starters
i live in derry, maine
richie
WAIT WHAT
beverly🐝
OMG
edward🍝
what? what's wrong?
richie
you live in derry?
edward🍝
yeah.
mikey🦩
so do we !!
beverly🐝
we could probably meet up!! omggg
well as long as you're not like 69
edward🍝
i promise you i'm not
richie
yeah he's not
he looks 5
edward🍝
don't use my insecurities against me
mikey🦩
do you have any social media?
edward🍝
yup
if you guys want my insta it's @/ekaspbrak
richie
thanks
i'll follow you
beverly🐝
i followed you eds
i'm @/januaryembers
richie
wait so she can call you eds with no problem
but i can't
edward🍝
basically
i'm just kidding
beverly🐝
if you don't want to be called that let me know
because i'm nice like that
richie
where is everyone else
i know ben's writing a poem
bill💌
stan and i are birdwatching
richie
lovebirds
beverly🐝
that was corny but oddly funny
mikey🦩
sorry guys i'm helping my grandparents on the farm
richie
it's okay mike
you go do that
beverly🐝
shit i gotta go
my dad just got home
richie
it's 9 am though
beverly🐝
i know but he went shopping early this morning
and if he catches me talking to you guys you know what'll happen
richie
true
beverly🐝
i'll talk later
nice meeting you eddie
edward🍝
nice meeting you too
what's wrong with her dad
richie
i'll tell you later
edward🍝
well i'm going back to sleep
richie
oh shit did i wake you up
edward🍝
yup.
richie
awe i'm so sorry eds
edward🍝
eddie*
richie
whatever
