Dialogue/Scene Prompts 2

57 - One line dialogue.

A bunch of one line dialogue.

"I love it when you're NOT wasting time in my class."

"If you want a simple life, go to the woods and act like a goat."

"I'm just saying, when I was dead I didn't have these kinds of issues."

"That's why you square up and hiss."

"I spend money like a drug addict at bike stores."

"I look at you and I see everything."

"I'm not brave like you!"

"I am directing your studies, this is directed studies."

"I'd say the only thing I'm guilty of is being stupid, but I've murdered a lot of people and that probably factors in."

"You already know how this one will end."

"I trust you completely."

"I'm so proud of you."

"Away from me, *height* fool."

"You will be the end of me."

"I prefer the view from up there."

"I will give you the sun."

"I want you to go upstairs and lock the doors, okay? Don't come out until I tell you."

"I didn't want you to panic and now you're panicking which is making me panic-"

"Truth is, I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand."

"Do you love me? If you do, then you need to do this for me."

"Is it still murder if the victim is already dead/a zombie?"

"Keep your morals away from me, I don't wanna catch anything."

"You should be down in Hollywood."

"I'm being nice. If I wasn't, the list of people I wanna kill would get real shorter real fast."

"Is that red syrup? Please let that be red syrup."

"I don't need your pity, I need a shotgun and this asshole's home address."

"They don't call me fucking dumbass idiot shit head for nothing."

"He's a sweetheart. If you see him, just scream his name, he will immediately come to you."

"I paid fifty dollars to this haunted house. I better die."

"The rain falls. I wonder if it will ever end."

"I ran out of options. You didn't exactly give me a choice."

"Are you batman?"

"Did you seriously injure yourself while carving a pumpkin."

"There's not much else to say except I'm sorry."

"You know, whenever I'm this kind of situation.. I think to myself, what would OPRAH do?"

"There are one thousand ways to say I love you, and each one catches on her tongue."

"Did I do this?"

"Nope. Fell to the floor and starts flopping around like a fish. Turns out I had a seizure for no fucking reason!"

"I'M FROM WISCONSIN, I CAN GUT A DEER!"

"Ah yes, the endless abyss. The unforgiving darkness in which I will be alone forev-- Wait who the fuck are you?!"

"I know you're royalty, but there are greater things at stake, so put on the freaking gillysuit and follow me."