Person A: Can you tuck me in?
Person B: You just handed me a shovel?
Person A: *lying on the ground* Yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.

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#situations
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#writingprompts
Person A: Can you tuck me in?
Person B: You just handed me a shovel?
Person A: *lying on the ground* Yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.