Person A: *a reporter* People adore this octopus for being a crafty, soulful genius. It's not, and they shouldn't.
Person B: Damn, how bad was this reporter hurt by an octopus?
Person C: A clam wrote this.

YOU ARE READING
Still have more so I'm just gonna dump them here.
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Person A: *a reporter* People adore this octopus for being a crafty, soulful genius. It's not, and they shouldn't.
Person B: Damn, how bad was this reporter hurt by an octopus?
Person C: A clam wrote this.