Person A: Can you talk to them? I'm afraid they'll steal my lunch if I do.
Person B: So you'll assassinate the senator in front of live TV, but you won't talk to a group of middle schoolers on bikes?
Person A: Kids are scary, man.

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Person A: Can you talk to them? I'm afraid they'll steal my lunch if I do.
Person B: So you'll assassinate the senator in front of live TV, but you won't talk to a group of middle schoolers on bikes?
Person A: Kids are scary, man.