"Eurgh! Ew, no, stop!" Michael was spraying Josie with a lovely air freshener he'd found on the end of a shelf somewhere. She was not too pleased.
"Michael where did you even get that? Put it down." Layla instructed, her words falling on deaf ears, "Luke, oh god, Luke don't touch the china there's a good lad."
"You sound so much like my mum it's unreal." Luke retorted, pouting at her.
Calum threw his arms around both of their shoulders wearing a tea cosy as a beanie, "Where the hell have Arna and Ash gone?"
"Probably to make out in a dark corner somewhere." Luke replied.
"Honestly. We haven't even been here a day and already they're getting it on behind our backs." Calum shook his head and Layla nicked his knitted headgear to rerun it to its rightful spot on the display table.
"This shop is huge, we'll never find Ashton." Luke announced.
"Don't worry," Calum replied, "I'll just kik him."
€A$H MON£¥, smashton
Today @ 19:38pm
€A$H MON£¥: Oi where u @ (read)
€A$H MON£¥: ashtonnnnn stop hiding (read)
€A$H MON£¥: c'mon dude answer me (read)
smashton: we're not hiding at all you're all just blind or something (read)
€A$H MON£¥: rude (read)
smashton: where are you anyway (read)
€A$H MON£¥: maybe if u weren't rude af I would tell u (read)
smashton: jc cal you asked me first (read)
€A$H MON£¥: fine fine we're by the cups and the tea cosies (read)
smashton: they have tea cosies in here? (read)
€A$H MON£¥: yeah (read)
smashton: nice (read)
smashton: maybe I'll get one for mum (read)
€A$H MON£¥: you do that (read)
€A$H MON£¥: now get ur ass over here pretty boy (delivered)
"Is he coming?" Layla asked.
Calum switched his phone off and shoved it back into his jeans pocket, "Yep. I think so anyway."
"Now our next problem is Mikey and Josie. They ran off with the spray over th-" Luke began, but was interrupted by a snigger from Layla.
"Oh my god," she laughed, "Read this."
lala layla, mike ro wave
Today @ 19:43pm
mike ro wave: lala (read)
mike ro wave: layla help (read)
mike ro wave: we've been kicked out of the shop for being disruptive with that spray (read)
mike ro wave: layla (read)
mike ro wave: layla answer meeee (read)
mike ro wave: I can tell you've read these you know (read)
lala layla: has it stopped raining? (read)
mike ro wave: wow you're so funny I'm laughing SO HARD now come outside and save us (read)
lala layla: I'm not getting wet for u Mikey soz (read)
mike ro wave: don't make this sexual (read)
mike ro wave: oh you meant with rain (read)
mike ro wave: haha (read)
lala layla: don't know whether to laugh or cry (read)
lala layla: dw we're coming out now (read)
lala layla: the super seven has aSSEMBLED and is rEADY TO GO (read)
mike ro wave: do you have to shout at me I'm stressed enough as it is (read)
lala layla: shut up (read)
lala layla: see you in a minute (read)
"Too much has happened today already." Layla announced as she stepped out of the door.
"Why is it so dark? It's not even eight o'clock." Luke grumbled.
Arna rolled her eyes, "Shut up Mr Southern Hemisphere."
Luke frowned, "Sorry."
Ashton shook his head at them both, "To be honest, we'd best be getting back."
"True, we don't want to get back in pitch black on the first night." Calum added.
"Okay, we'll plan stuff for tomorrow so we know what to do." Josie said as they began to walk back in the direction of the boys' hotel.
"Good plan," Michael chirped, "But make it fun."
"Fear not Mikey, fun is my middle name."
"No it's not, it's Ro-"
"Shut up Layla, it's fun. Josie Fun Henwick. Yep. Legit."
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lol idk why this story's getting so bad it's kinda sad bc I am actually trying
I love love love reading your comments guys so please keep that shït up because I am all about that life
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionthey were "just" internet friends, people she'd met over twitter and skype, but it didn't mean they meant any less to her than anyone else she'd ever known {inspired by the fabulous teapotluke's 'kik x hood'}
