The Hunger Games meets Divergent

Hazel joins the club

(Katniss connected to the chatroom)
(Peeta connected to the chatroom)

Katniss: Oh my gosh I hate Tris so bad right now.

Peeta: Why?

Katniss: Because she isn't telling me the truth!

Peeta: Why?

Katniss: I don't know.

Peeta: Why?

Katniss: Oh my gosh you're so annoying. Why am I even your girlfriend?

Peeta: Cuz Snowie'll kill you if you're not.

Katniss: That was rhetorical. You're not supposed to answer.

Peeta: Well, I did. IT'S TOO LAAAAATEE-

Katniss: Oh my gosh now you're starting too.

Peeta: With what?

Katniss: Singing of course.

Peeta: I'll stop.

Katniss: Good.

Peeta: Cuz if I wouldn't you'd kill me and then Snowie'll kill you.

Katniss: PEETA.

Peeta: I shut up.

Katniss: Back to Tris. She was singing all the time, and she didn't even tell me about her and Caleb! It's just so rude! I thought we were just starting to get friends..

Peeta: *Whispering* Why ya gotta be so ruuude, don't ya know I'm human too...

Katniss: *Facepalm*

(Tobias connected to the chatroom)

Tobias: Oooooo gossip!

Katniss: No, no gossip.

Peeta: Yes there is. We were just talking about Tris.

Katniss: Peeta. HUSH!

Tobias: Too late! You already told me. *Sits down* Sooo... Tell me about this. What's going on between you two?

Katniss: Tris sucks.

Tobias: I know.

Katniss: Yeah.

Tobias: So..

(Peeta disconnected)

Katniss: Ya right

(Katniss disconnected)

Tobias: Aaaaand the tradition starts again. I'm gonna leave.

(Tris connected to the chatroom)

Tris: Anyone here?

Tobias: Me here.

Tris: Sup?

Tobias: Why did you cheat on me?

Tris: I did NOT do that! Why would you think that? Katniss also said so.

Tobias: Cause you did! Look at this. *Shows screenshot on phone*

Tris: WHAT? That girl looks like me! This is weird. What the hell is going on??!

Tobias: So.. This wasn't you.

Tris: No! Thanks for trusting me!

Tobias: Then who is it?

Tris: I don't know.

(Hazel connected to the chatroom)

Tris: Who the fricking hell are u?

Hazel: I'm Hazel Grace.

Tobias: Haha, Hazel sounds funny.

Tris: Tobias, focus.

Tobias: Sorry

Hazel: Sooooo.. You guys are... siblings?

Tris: Well... No.

Tobias: Why would you think that?

Hazel: Well... You were arguing like that, so I thought you had to be siblings or an old married couple.

Tris: But we're not.

Hazel: Yeah I found out.

Tobias: Wait a minute...

Tris: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

(Another 53 seconds later)

Tobias: Aren't you the girl who's dating Caleb?

Hazel: First: You took that minute very literally...
Second: Who's Caleb?

Tris: Caleb's my brother. The boy you made out with?

Hazel: The boy I made out with us called Augustus... Not Caleb. Weird name though.

Tobias: Well isn't Caleb's birthday in Augustus?Haahhahahahahah!

...

Tobias: No? Not funny? Well since I'm not funny, I'd better leave. And then I won't be the last one to disconnect either. Finally.

(Tris disconnected)

Tobias: No no no no no...

(Hazel disconnected)

Tobias: DAMN.

(Tobias disconnected)

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Aaaaand Hazel is in the game :3 Let's see...