"Cause I got the gin and juice...."
DEVANTE POV
Yo! What's up party people? It's me, DeVante Swing. I'm 21 years old and I'm from Virginia. I sing with the group JoDeCi and we are trying to be the next best thing out here. In between my grinding, I fuck bitches left and right. Me and my longtime shorty (that's girlfriend for ya slowpokes out there) Olivia just broke up after five years together. We have two kids together: a 5-year-old son, Justin, and a 3-year-old daughter named Michelle. I loved her, don't get me wrong but you women know how to test a nigga. She caught me cheating, and when she tried to leave I slapped the fuck out of her. I know it was wrong, but she was trying me! Now she has me on child support for $300 a month and a 8-year restraining order in which I have to stay 50 yards away from her. Fine with me. I get to see my kids whenever Olivia allows me, but I'm trying to see them the best I can.
My brother Dalvin says I should leave these chickenheads alone, and I'm taking his advice....or not haha. I was snoozing in my bed next to another groupie when I got a phone call. K-Ci walked in and handed me the phone. I pushed the girl out of bed and sat up to take the call.
Me: Aye, talk to me.
Latisha: Hey cuzzo!
Me: Aye, this Little Latisha!?
Latisha: Yup. How you doing, Vante?
Me: Oh I'm good baby girl, whatchu doing? Don't you have school?
Latisha: It's Saturday. Plus, I'm grown.
Me: Don't think because you got that shorty on ya hip that makes ya grown, little one. I was thinking about coming to see ya'll anyways. The family reunion is still going on right?
Latisha: Hell yeah. It starts at 12.
Me: I'll be there in 2 hours. Aye cuz?
Latisha: Yeah, cuzzo?
Me: You got any friends?
Latisha: Again? Sole-
Me: Boyfriend issues. Next!
Latisha: Eden-
Me: Too skinny!
Latisha: Karen-
Me: Didn't she have a baby recently?
Latisha: Yeah. Oh yeah! I forgot about-
Me: Who?
Latisha: No, I'm not gonna let you hurt her, DeVante.
Me: She must be special.
Latisha: Yeah. She's a little slow, well, HELLA slow at dating.
Me: She ain't never had no man?
Latisha: Yup! Plus, she's 17.
Me: Age ain't nothing but a number, Tisha. What's her name?
Latisha: Serafina. She's really beautiful. Got straight A's, going to college.
Me: Sounds like my kinda girl.
Latisha: Whatever nigga, I'll ya later, bye.
Me: Bye.
Finally! Tisha found a friend that doesn't have baggage. I just left a relationship full of it. I know she's a young girl, but I heard from JoJo that younger girls got more spice to 'em anyways. Plus, they don't really know much outside their schoolbooks so this girl should be an easy catch. Yeah. Wait...is she really?
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Feenin': The Ballad of DeVante and Serafina
FanfictionThe year is 1991. Serafina is just your average 17-year-old girl who always dreamt of finding someone special. She gets her chance when she meets DeVante Swing at a party. She is swept off her feet by his polite, sweet, and caring nature. But as the...
