"When I'm sad I make out with nerdy boys."
"Why nerdy boys?"
"Because they think they're in love with me. Which feels amazing, until they get clingy and wanna show me all of their things."
"I don't think I'm in love with you."
"Sure you don't."
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E X C E R P T:
"If this is all a dream, it sure do feel like the longest one ever. And if I'm being honest, I'm not too entirely sure I want to wake up from it. I mean, in what other universe would I get to have sex with Ruby Matthews- the most popular girl in school?"
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Otis P.O.V.
AND WHEN BLOOD RUSHED TO MY COCK, I awoke. My head was killing me and I felt the intense need to pee. I could vaguely hear Mum shouting for me downstairs, but I chose to ignore her as I groaned and placed my pillow over my head.
I don't remember anything from last night. All I know is that it must have been one hell of a party though, to make me feel like this. I heard something shift beside me and when I glanced over, I nearly peed myself.
Ruby Matthews sat on my bed getting dressed. She glanced back at me before nonchalantly saying "Good morning. If you tell anyone about this, I'll destroy your life." I would have thought I were dreaming if she hadn't said those words. I promptly jumped back and fell off of my bed bundled in a heap of my sheets.
I screamed and tried to calm my frantic heart. I was clutching my sheets in a protective stance, and when I went to reposition myself I noticed I was stark naked. It took my hungover brain a few second to piece together what exactly was going on, but when it did I didn't know how to react.
Ruby stood up from my bed and strolled over to me. She stopped a few feet away from and crossed her arms with an attitude. With her left eyebrow up suspiciously and crossed arms, her body language screamed defensive. "Well, are you done now nerd boy?"
"What do mean?" I asked curiously. "I mean are done acting dramatic. Yes, you were privileged enough to sleep with me, big deal. Right now we have a bigger problem on our hands, so hurry up and get dressed." Ruby demanded.
I distractingly mumbled "okay," before I grabbed my clothes and got dressed in the bathroom. Behind me Ruby scoffed and muttered "Classic sex kid, getting dressed in the bathroom as if I haven't already seen his bits."
I heard her words, but dismissed them until our interactions today played back in mind as I got dressed. I had sex with Ruby Matthews, the most popular girl in school. Wait, I had sex with Ruby Matthews! At that thought, I rushed out of the bathroom in a flurry and slammed my door close behind me.
"Did we have sex last night?" I asked Ruby. "Yes we did Otis, I thought we established that already. Now, on to more important things. Like the missing condoms situation." Ruby replied. We had sex without a condom too?!
