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Norton: Mike and I don't have pet names for each other.

Naib: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?

Norton: Honey?

Mike, from the next room: Yes, dear?

Naib: Don't you dare lie to my face ever again.

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Aesop: *sees a small group of people doing something stupid*

Aesop: Pfft, what a bunch of idiots.

Aesop: *realizes that it's Naib, Eli , William and Norton*

Aesop: ...wait, those are MY idiots.

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Vera: Kevin, you keep saying that you have a girlfriend, when do we get to meet her?

Kevin: Ah, she can't exactly come meet you all easily, she's from another nation.

Vera: Oh, but which nation is she from?

Kevin: My imagination.

Vera: ...