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Leo: Smaller creatures are way more vicious because their anger has lesser space to be bottle up in.

Joker: That's ridiculous! What examples do you even have?

Bane: Patrollers.

Yidhra: My followers.

Ann: My cats.

Hastur: Robbie.

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Mary and Michiko: *reaches for the burger at the same time, hands touch, look into each other's eyes, magic moment plays, rose petals fall from the sky*

Xie and Fan: *reach for the burger at the same time, hands touch*

Fan: Get the fuck off my McDonald's.

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Michiko, deciding to friendly hunter: I feel pretty good today.

Michiko, ten minutes later: *flare- gunned, footballed, pallet stunned, cursed*

Michiko: Never in my life have I felt okay.