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[9]

Air hostess: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure.

*Jack, grinning like a madman while looking at Joseph*

Joseph: What?

Jack, whispering: Do you feel secure?

Joseph: I hate you.

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Robbie: What does "take out" mean?

Leo: Food.

Mary: Dating.

Michiko: Murder.

Jack, who has done all of the above: It can mean all three of you're not a coward.

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Fan: How come "you're a peach" is a compliment but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination!?

Xie: Where do you even come up with these thoughts!?

Fan: You using the umbrella with me in it to break pallets is affecting my intelligence.

Xie: ...