William: Bro, there's nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond!
Naib: I've been stealing cookies from your secret stash.
William: You're dead to me.
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Emily, healing Emma's injuries: How would you rate your pain?
Emma: Zero stars.
Emily: ???
Emma: Would not recommend.
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Patricia: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Margaretha: Wow, my childhood innocence.
Fiona: My sense of purpose! I haven't seen it in years!
Tracy: I knew that I lost that potential somewhere!
Helena: Mental stability, my old friend!
Patricia: This was supposed to be an ice breaker but now I think we can agree that we all need help.
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