Naib: Don't talk down to me.
Norton: Well, Naib, I could hardly talk up to you. You're too short.
Naib: SAY THAT TO MY FACE, MAGNET MAN!
Norton: Okaaay, just give me a second to get on my knees.
Naib: Say that again and I'll punch you in the face.
Norton: Can you even reach that high?
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Eli: Treat the spiders the way you want to be treated!
Aesop: Killed without hesitation.
Eli: Aesop, we've been over this and Violetta is being friendly.
Aesop, not listening: Instant death...
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Emma: Four months!
Fiona: What's she talking about?
Vera: It's really not that big of a deal.
Emma: That's how long you all stood by and watched me water a fake plant!
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