Michiko, gesturing to the other survivors: How do you do it? How do you manage so many kids!?
Emily: With great difficulty.
Emily: The only power I have over them is the dessert privileges.
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Violetta: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Martha: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Victor: Naib tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Bane: I wish I had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so I wouldn't have to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Luca: That's a prison cell.
Bane: In prison, all your food is cooked for you as well.
Bane: I'm starting to think murdering someone I don't like wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Luca: You realize police officers could hear our conversation right?
Bane: And what are they gonna do? Send me to prison?
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