Crazy but... Adorable? - A Demus story

Picani's office - Chapter five

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Deceit's POV

"Hey Em- Emile!" Remy said, I smirked, noticing that Remy and Emile must have nicknames for each other as well, Emile would look up from his paperwork, "Hey Rem- Remy! Who's this beside you?" Emile said, pointing at me, I smiled and said "Hey! The names Deceit, one of Thomas's sides along with Remy.", "So Remy, what brings Deceit over with you?" Emile asked Remy "Oh, he needed a one-time therapist for someone to talk to, so I offered to bring him over with me." Remy answered. "Alright! Why don't we do the therapy first and then we'll go, that alright Remy?" Emile asked, "Yep! I'll go ahead and let you work!" Remy said, going into the waiting area, Emile would gesture to a seat on the other side of his desk, I would sit down, "So, as you most likely know, I am Dr. Picani, but seeing as you know Remy, you can just call me Emile. Now, what seems to be bothering you Deceit?" Emile said. "Well... As you may know, Remy is a dark side, yes?" I said, "Yeah, he's mentioned that a few times." Emile said. "Well, I am, as well, a dark side, and as you also may know, Thomas's mind is.. Well, I guess you could say, split in half, the light sides and the dark sides," I would pause, Emile would nod and I would continue, "And well, me and the light sides, are not on the best of terms, another dark side, Remus, is on better terms with them because he has a brother on the light side, the light sides are only nice to me around Remus because he gets angry when a light side is mean to me, but I've never told him because, let me tell you, Remus can go on a RAMPAGE when he is angry. But anyways, the light sides call me bad names-" I said, interrupted by Emile, "I'm sorry for interrupting but, would you mind listing some of the names the light sides call you?" he said, "Of course!" I replied, "Well one that is most popular is "snakeface" because of.. Well... My face. Umm, there is a few others, but new names are coming pretty much every time they see me. Two of them have never called me any names, and just ignore me, which I much prefer over being called names." I said. "Anyways, continue your story." Emile said. "And well, I have these.. Really terrible dreams, I can say the most recent one if you would like." I said, "Yes please!" Emile said, "Well, in the dream, I woke up strapped to a table, my head was aching, and the two sides that are most aggressive to me were tearing off my scales, my face was covered in blood, I heard one say "Snakeface will be no longer!" and the other said "Shut it Virgil, he might wake up.", they hadn't realised I had woke up yet, I decided to take the risk by alerting them I was awake by screaming, they jumped back and one said "Dammit Virgil, you woke him up", I heard footsteps in Remus's pattern, I remember thinking in my dream "Oh no, Remus will wreak havoc if he sees them doing this to me." I saw the door handle turn, the door was locked, then I heard the sound of wood being busted, and I saw Remus with his mace, eyes widened and pupils almost invisible they were so small, which happens when he is enraged, he screamed "BACK OFF OF HIM BITCHES." and slammed both of them in the head with his mace, but not before Roman, who is one of the two people in my nightmare, got his sword and slit my throat, and then I woke up from the dream and I was drenched in sweat." I explained. Emile was shocked by the end of me explaining my nightmare, "Is there anything else you would like to tell me about?" Emile asked. "Well, remember the Remus guy I was talking about?" I said. "Yeah?" Emile replied, "Well, I have a HUGE crush on him, I don't know if he feels the same about me, and I really wish I had someone to talk to, because Remy is rarely at the mind palace when I'm awake, and like I said, the light sides hate me, and obviously I can't talk to Remus about it without admitting I have feelings for him." I complained. "Well, about your dream with the light sides, you could try standing up for yourself and say "hey, I don't like the way you're treating me. I have feelings too.", and for your feelings about Remus, the only way to get over this is to tell him your feelings. That is the only way." Emile said. "Is there anything else?" Emile added, "Well, it's not really about me but, Remus's brother has a crush on the Virgil guy from my dream, and HE. WON'T. ADMIT. HE. LIKES. HIM." I would yell, clapping in-between every word. "Ooookay then. Is that all?" Emile asked. "Yes." I said. "I gotta go, Thomas is calling me for some reason, bye!" I said  [AUTHORS NOTE: In that scene I didn't know what to write so sorry if that is a weird thing I'm bad at social interaction so I don't know how to make  characters say bye] and I sank down

In Thomas's living room

"You need something Thomas? I was in the middle of doing something." I said, going back to how I act in front of Thomas and the light sides "Well, the storm finally cleared and I was wondering if you wanted to be in a Sander Sides video?" Thomas asked me, I was shocked, seeing as he usually didn't talk to me and Remus like this. "Right, I got a script or something?"I said, "Oh yeah, here." Thomas said, handing me a piece of printed paper. "Right, is there a deadline for when I need to know my lines?" I asked Thomas. "Not really, just when everybody remembers their lines well." Thomas answered. "Right." I said, sinking down to my room

At Deceit's room

"Alright, guess I should probably study this script." I said to myself. "Oh, I guess this is the video where me and Remus get introduced to each other, jeez this looks like it would be in a fanfiction or something (Deceit stop breaking the fourth wall-)." I said. I heard Remus screaming "OH HELL NO!!!" from across the hallway in his room. "You good Remus?" I shouted. Remus would come running into my room "I don't wanna have to say this line!" Remus whined, I looked at his script and blushed bright red, his line is "I like my romantic partners like I like my intrusive thoughts, screwing me over in the middle of the night!", "Okay yeah, I'm going to go ask Thomas to change that line." I said, sinking down to Thomas's living room again, "THOMAS, CHANGE REMUS'S LINE, NOW." I shouted, blushing bright red on my human side and deep violet on my snake side, "Which one?" Thomas answered, I showed him Remus's script, "Why? It'll make the Demus shippers go WILD!" Thomas said, "W..Wait... People SHIP me and Remus?! Like.. SHIP ship!!?? (Yeah, this part of the chapter is gonna be breaking the fourth wall a lot) " I said, my whole face heating up. "Yup, I'm not changing it!" Thomas said, I sank down back to my room. "What'd he say- You good Dee?" Remus said, noticing I was as red as a tomato "HE SAID PEOPLE SHIP US TOGETHER!!!!" I said laying on my bed and curling up into a ball, Remus would start getting red too, Roman would walk in, "I heard screaming, everything alri-" he said, "I REALLY DON'T LIKE WHAT REMUS'S LINE IS." I said, my face white-hot at this point just from blushing so hard, "Can I see your line?" Roman asked Remus. "Fine. But I swear if you tease me, this is not my fault." Remus said, handing Roman his script and pointed at the line, what the script said exactly was "Remus says "I like my romantic partners, screwing me over in the middle of the night!" and Remus looks in Deceit's direction, winking", Roman would start to laugh hysterically, "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" I shouted

I don't really know what to say for this chapter so BAIIIII

Word count: 1412 (+ this end thingy)