United Nations: Who plans on getting married within the next five to ten years?
Greece, Italy, and Germany: *raises their hands*
United Nations: Who plans on never getting married?
Russia: *raises hand*
United Nations: *points him out* Why?
Russia: It's illegal in my country.
United Nations: ...Touchè
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