Russia: Everyone has these really cute stories of how their parents or grandparents met.
Ukraine: Our parents met when Papa was running away from the police at a protest and he jumped onto Dad's motorcycle and just yelled, "FUCKING DRIVE!"
Soviet Union: That's...not exactly....
Third Reich: *jams elbow into his side*
Soviet Union: Nevermind.
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