Fascist Italy: How was the honeymoon?
Soviet Union: Reich got drunk and tore up our marriage certificate.
Soviet Union: Then he said, 'Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."
Soviet Union: I love him.
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Countryhumans Incorrect Quotes (Completed UwU)
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