In the recovery room
Ukraine: You call it a near death expierence, I call it a vibe check from God.
Belarus: *slaps the back of his head*
Russia: How can you joke about this!? YOU WERE IN A CAR CRASH, UKRAINE!

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Countryhumans Incorrect Quotes (Completed UwU)
SonstigesWattpad: You require a description. Me: I don't know, a place where comical stuff thrives? Enjoy?