How To Tell If- part 2
America: How to tell if your boyfriend's dad is still part of the woodwind section-
America: Hey Soviet catch! *throws a reed at him*
Soviet Union: *flails and catches reed in between his fingers* You're so lucky I caught that and it was in its case!
America: I knew it!

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Countryhumans Incorrect Quotes (Completed UwU)
AcakWattpad: You require a description. Me: I don't know, a place where comical stuff thrives? Enjoy?