Alice: rise and shine idiots😁
Fred: good morning to you too Alice😒
Hermione: Seriously, it's like 5 am go back to sleep.
Fp: why the hell are you guys up anyways.
Alice: well I wonder where Penelope is, you guys know it's witching hour at Thornhill
Penelope: if you wanna know what I'm doing ask your ex husband🤣
Hal: well...
Alice: I could care less🤣
Fred: Hal you're an idiot
Hal: how?
Fp: you realized you left Alice for a old prune, right?
Hal: your just mad😒
Sierra: Penelope uses wrinkle cream that she makes from her poison garden😶
Alice: Well that just makes her look worse, she looks like a damn mummy🤣
Tom:🤭
Fp: Hal is her perfect match, he looks like the grumpy old troll from Dora.
Hermione: I STAN THIS ROAST FEAST🤣
Alice: someone might wanna screen shot this, it wouldn't be the first time I verbally kicked Penelope's ass.
Penelope: How bout I physically kick your ass.
Alice: I wanna see you try😉
Hermione: if you remember that day in the bathroom in high school, Penelope got her ass BEAT🤣
Fp: I wanted to see that😔
Sierra: oh yeah I remember that, Penelope looked like she had been through a plastic surgery gone wrong🤣
Tom: and that's the tea☕️
Hermione: you have got to stop talking to Kevin
Fp:^
Hal: Penelope can kick ass
Fp: yeah but Alice could kick her ass and yours at the same time😂
Alice: true...
Fred: oop-
Tom: I mean Fp's right, Hal you are weak
Hermione: and as Alice says, and I quote "Mommas boy"
Penelope: at least he talks to his parents😒
Alice: he only talks to his hoe, Penelope
Fp: oop-
Sierra: can we continue this later, I have a meeting
Alice: Wifey, come over💕
Hermione: I'll be their in 5 mi amor ❤️
Hal:🤢
Penelope :🤢
Fp: that will forever be hot.
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