Freya: what's up old people😁
Fred: did she just call us old 🤨
Alice: well no one has wrinkles except one person so....
Hiram: Alice you don't have to be so mean to Penelope😉
Penelope: she was not talking about me you ass😕
Wendy: 😐😐
Ingrid: yes she was :/
Hal: quit talking about my wife, she doesn't have wrinkles
Hermione: 😎🤏🏼.....😀🕶🤏🏼since when
Fp: no offense but she looks like a pale prune....
Alice: oop-
Ingrid: can someone please explain why there was a man jumping out of a window just now.🤨
Wendy: oh shit.😳
Alice: Wendyyyy😡
Hermione: escaping but make it ✨ e x t r e m e ✨
Hiram: AFFRSDRXS😂😂
Fp: Alice you can't judge your sister. You made me crawl out of windows too 🥲
Kevin: that doesn't count as leverage😗
Hiram: why not?
Alice: because he climbed out smiling and ✨ g l o w i n g ✨
Freya: Well you know what that means.
Wendy: he got that ✨W a p 😼✨
Hal: ewwww, tmi 🤮
Fp: oh shut up, you sound like a school girl😒
Alice: he moans like one too🤣
Hiram: I just got second hand embarrassment 😀🤚
Kevin: so did I 😃
Joanna: what are we talking about🥱
Alice: you woke up very late 🙃
Fred:😏
Freya: oh god I didn't want to know that🤢
Ingrid: neither did I 😖
Wendy: oh please, your mother finally cleared out the cobwebs 😝
Alice: it's about time 😗
Joanna: at least I'm not a sex addict *clears throat* Twins🥰
Alice: I'm not an addict
Fp: yes you are😐
Hermione: you have an extremely high sex drive😏
Kevin: and that's why only one of you come to pta meetings😳
Wendy: what can I say, it runs in the family
Hiram: trust me, I know😏
Wendy:😅
Kevin: wait, that happened. Where was I?
Fp: oh we thought you knew🤷🏻♂️
Hermione: you are friends with our children 😐
Fred: maybe but that doesn't mean that he talks to them 🤷🏻♂️
Fp: and he hasn't been saying anything in the group chat
Penelope: and🤨
Alice: that means he hasn't been reading the texts dummy😀👍
Hal: she isn't dumb😒
Ingrid: oh yes she is😂
Freya: yeah dumb enough to mess with a weak man child😁
Penelope: you little bitch😠
Wendy: you mean witch😉
Kevin: purrr💅✨
Hermione: it's the arguing with a child for me😏
Hal: it's the sleeping with my ex wife for me🤢
Fp: it's the thinking that's a bad thing for me😙
Alice: seriously, I am married to those two. Make it make sense😃👍
Fred: yeah Hal😤
Hal: she is still a slut in my book
Hermione: says the man who had sex with 6 women😑
Fp: AT THE SAME TIME?!
Alice: yes.
Hiram: 😎🤏....😀🕶🤏he did what?
Kevin: 👁👄👁
Wendy: Penelope was in it too😀
Ingrid: how do you know?!
Alice: I told her 😐
Hal: how do you know?!
Hermione: you asked her to be in it stupid :/
Alice: I don't know why either. He only has 2 inches anyways.
Fred:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fp: damn.
Kevin: 2?! I-
Hal: more like 20
Freya: don't lie🦧
Ingrid: LMAO THE APE I-
Wendy: I'm sorry to tell you this Hal but you can't see😃
Fred: I'm pretty sure we all know that.
Hal: I can see😒
Penelope: he can see enough if he chose the better woman.
Kevin: did she-😃
Hiram:🕳🤸♂️
Joanna: girl I-
Alice: everyone get your cap here 👉🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
Hermione: on behalf of our family, Fred, Hiram, and Kevin we will all take one each💀
Fp : she really thought she was the better woman I-😃
Kevin: you know what 👁👄👁👉🕳
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