Hal: Penelope!! Why the hell did you throw my underwear outside.
Penelope: That wasn't me.
Alice: it was Cheryl, she said they smelled bad😂
Hermione: 🤭😂
Fp: were they dirty😂
Penelope: he told me he washed them.
Sierra: Alice told me he can't wash clothes but did Cheryl say what they smelled like 😶
Alice: yeah.....💩
Fred:🤣🤣🤣
Tom: Daaaaammmmnn your ex wife is killing you
Hermione: he deserves it tho, he needs a new name.
Fred: Shitty Cooper
Alice:🤣🤣
Hal: I don't shit myself😳
Alice: you do, you did on our wedding🤣
Hermione: And you do every time Alice yells at you.
Penelope: I always knew Alice wore the pants in the relationship but you shit yourself when she yells at you🤣
Hal: she is pretty scary
Alice's phone separate chat
Betty: Mom
Alice: yes sweetie
Betty: can you tell dad to stop texting me, and I don't want to be related to Shitty Cooper so my last name is now Smith
Alice: sure thing, but how do you know about Shitty Cooper.
Betty: because Hal called me crying about it, btw the house stinks 🤣🤣
Alice: 😂😂👋
Betty: love you mom❤️
Alice: I love you too ❤️
Back to the group chat
Alice: Hal, Betty changed her last name to smith
Sierra:🥳🥳
Fp: Go Betty!!🥳🥳
Hermione: ITS ABOUT TIME👏👏🥳🥳
Penelope: pfft your daughter doesn't wanna be related to you.
Hal: why?😢
Hermione: she probably doesn't want to be related to Shitty Cooper
Alice: she told me she doesn't want you calling or texting her
Fred: I always knew she was just like her mother
Hermione: and you wonder why Jug is hypnotized by Betty. They're both gorgeous🤩
Alice: what can I say, Jones men catch the hots for us fast😉
Fp: tell me about it🙂
Sierra: Alice has Fp wrapped around his finger
Alice: I have women chasing me too.
Hermione:🙋🏻♀️
Tom:😂😂
Hal: You know what else you have in common, your both bitches🙄
Alice: do you wanna know something Hal?
Hal:?
Fp: 😶
Fred:😶
Tom:you finna die man
Hermione:^
Alice: do you know how many bricks I own💁🏼♀️
Hermione: #bralice bricks and Alice
Hal: no.
Alice: your about to find out
Fp: 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
Penelope: you guys are weird, go to bed.
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