Pt 1

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Hermione added Alice, Fred, Sierra, Tom, Penelope, Hiram, and Hal

Hermione: Hi Guys😁

Penelope: Why am I here?

Hal: seriously why?

Alice added Fp

Fp: hey guys

Sierra: *sips tea*

Hiram: with all due to respect no one cares about you

Alice: your just mad cause Hermione doesn't want you anymore

Penelope: well I have Hal🥰

Hal: love you bby😘

Alice: 🤢

Hermione:🤢

Sierra:🤢

Tom:🤮

Fred:🤮

Penelope: you guys are just jealous of us

Hermione: not really.

Sierra: love you Tommy💕❤️

Tom:ily2❤️💕

Hermione: see that's cute, why do I have to be with Hiram

Hiram: you are mi amor

Alice: men are dumb🙄

Hal: I'm not dumb

Hermione: Yes you are😒

Penelope: leave him alone 🙄

Alice: oh shut up you two cent Trollope

Sierra:Go👏 away👏 Penelope👏

Hermione: thank you Alice

Alice: screw men we would be a badass couple

Hermione: #hermionice 💕

Sierra: I STAN-

Hal: That is a sin!

Alice removed Hal from the group

Alice: finally the trash is gone

Penelope: Hey! Your just mad cause you haven't had sex in a week and your husbands been giving it up to me!

Hermione: shut it Penelope

Sierra: don't you realize Alice doesn't want that son of a bitch.

Alice: true

Fp:wait... so I have a chance👏

Hermione: Back off bud that's my woman😂😉

Fp:😔

Tom: Aren't you still married tho

Sierra: Tommy stay out of it

Alice: yeah he is, to Gladys.

Fp: She is the mother of my children

Hermione: she is too...

Sierra:🤦🏾‍♀️

Tom: Shit just got real

Penelope added Hal

Alice: who the hell forgot to remove Penelope

Hermione:😳

Fred: Jesus you guys don't know what sleep is. I haven't been active for an hour and I see all these texts.

Fp: your just now realizing that

Penelope: i put Hal back in the group because....

Hal: We are getting married! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Alice: Finally the two Trolls got together 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

Hermione: Oop-

Hiram: I was spending time with Archie😁

Hermione: you mean Veronica, right?

Hiram: yeah, sure

Alice: Fred, Hiram has a thing for your son

Fred: I know😔

Penelope: Hal you owe me 5 bucks

Hal: Shit.

Fred: I don't know about you guys but I have a child and I have to feed him.

Alice: yeah it is getting kind of late.

Hermione: Goodnight bby😘

Hiram: goodnight mi amor

Hermione: I wasn't talking to you I was talking to Alice💕

Alice:😂 goodnight Hermione❤️

Fp: that's low key hot....
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