Alice: Fp we are divorced😤
Hiram: aw shitttt🤣
Fp: Ali you are overreacting
Wendy: what did you say💀
Hermione: he said that he thinks breakfast is overrated😀
Kevin: 😀👉🏻🕳
Joanna: tf is wrong with you😐
Fp: it is, why wake up and eat sugar early in the morning😐
Kevin: ok I'm done-
Alice: ARE YOU INSANE?!
Hiram: That is like saying morning sex is overrated👉🏻🕳
Joanna: you are mentally ill. And Alice makes a bomb ass breakfast😋
Ingrid: you got that right😋😋
Wendy: and besides not all of breakfast is just sugar anyways🙄✌🏻
Fp: well I don't want to wake up and eat mostly sugar everyday😉
Hiram: well maybe if you would stop eating Pop's everyday you would know a difference🙄✋🏻
Kevin: I-
Fred: he is going to be enjoying the couch and blue balls for a while💀
Fp: Freddy shut it😐
Alice: Fred's right
Hermione: welp, no sex for you😙✌🏼
Hiram: damn. Couldn't be me😁😁
Wendy: yes it could and it will be if you don't shut it🙄
Fred: that is torture😐
Wendy: they'll be fine🙄
Fp: I won't, I am going to be mad🥲
Hermione: well while you do that imma be jumping for joy😉
Kevin: looks like all of the guys except Fred are in the dog house😝
Hal:not me😋
Alice: ew.
Wendy: Jesus kill the visual😖
Fred: you were deprived enough for all of us🤣
Alice: he only got some when I was drunk off of my ass and he is a submissive 😐
Kevin: I thought-
Fp: I...
Hermione: if you think about it, it kinda makes sense💀
Alice: HOW!?
Hiram: Not everyone can do both like you Alice🙄✋🏼
Alice: your right😎
Hermione: I like controlling people.
Kevin: gee, I wonder where you get that from🙂
Wendy: I like being in control😗✌🏻
Hiram: and you wonder why we fight over power🙄
Ingrid: you guys do know that being dominant is not always fun
Joanna: Ingrid you just like pain😐
Wendy: you like huh😃
Ingrid: I like pain🌚
Fp: uhm
Hiram: ok then, next topic
Alice: how about we talk about the fact that our children are never home anymore.
Fred: Archie literally came in the house yesterday for 3 seconds and then he left🥲
Hermione: at least you didn't walk in on them doing it once😀
Hiram: oh god 😟
Alice: well at least they aren't super freaks like some kids😕
Fp: Betty and jug are always at it☹️
Wendy: gee, wonder where they get it from😉
Joanna: that shouldn't even be a surprise 😒
Penelope added Charles and Gladys to the chat
Alice: aw hell...
Fp: wait, why does she have our son's number?!
Charles: she stole it from Cheryl's phone, What's up Moms and dad👋🏻
Hermione: 👋🏼
Fp:👋🏻
Alice:👋🏻
Gladys:🙄
Wendy: why is she back😐
Fred: idk but this should be fun😕
Joanna: damn right it will🙃
Gladys: I'm back because I wanted to tell you personally that I slept with your son😏
Hiram: tf?!
Kevin: 😳
Alice: Charles?
Charles: ew, no why would I sleep with my dads ex wife🤢
Fp: well then who the hell is she talking about?!
Gladys added Chic to the group
Penelope: and y'all think I'm the hoe
Alice: you still are but 🤢
Chic: hey mom and dad😈
Hermione: you aren't their child🧍🏻♀️
Gladys: wait what?!
Chic: nope I'm not but jokes on you. You idiot😈
Wendy: that's embarrassing🌚
Joanna:😂😂
Hiram: you thought you really did sum huh?
Fred: she got punked🤣
Gladys: I-
Penelope: you are very very stupid and I'm glad I could share it with the world😉
