Hiram: hey guys 😁
Alice: why the hell are you happy.
Hermione: he talked to Archie
Fred: ew.
Kevin: welp. That's weird
Fp: ^
Sierra: it's not like we didn't know he was fanboying over Archie anyways
Fred added Mary to the group
Mary: would someone please tell me what is happening
Tom: Hiram has a thing for your son😂
Mary: I WILL SUE YOU!!
Alice: Kevin you owe me 10 bucks
Fp: seriously guys, you made a bet on that
Kevin: yeah, and now I'm out 10 bucks☹️
Hermione: 😂
Hal: so we are going to ignore the fact that there is a serious love triangle in this chat
Penelope: Yeah. *Alice, Fp, Hermione*
Alice: shut up trolls
Hermione: you guys are mad because you're only wanted by each other
Fp: and besides Hermione and I have a thing for Alice. Not each other 💁🏻
Sierra: #Falice and #Hermionice are cute couples
Penelope: so is #hanelope 💜
Fred: well actually #hanelope is just 🤢
Alice: did she just-
Hermione: they're just as ugly as their ship name
Kevin: yeah um, Penelope you aren't hot and neither is Hal.😶
Alice: see💁🏼♀️ even Kevin agrees
Tom: well also they are committing a crime
Penelope: well. I'm only married into the family.
Alice: but Hal is a killer
Hal: I wouldn't kill if you wouldn't sin
Sierra: don't make her have to repeat what she said that night you told her
Hermione: yeah that would kill every man's ego
Fp: wait.. what did she say
Fred: yeah I want to know
Tom: she repeated it to me.😂
Kevin: say it👏👏👏
Alice: fine ' your weak, that's why I stepped out on you with Fp, who in every way you aren't, is a real man.'
Fp: oop-
Hal: he is not!!
Alice: is too. Your just a sissy
Hermione: "sissy" 😂
Penelope: it's ok Hal you are a real man
Fred: yea, a real Wo-Man
Mary: damn you guys are weird. But this is entertaining
Kevin: Jesus Alice you destroyed his ego with that one liner 👸🏼
Alice: I know😘
Sierra: I swear he is going to cry
Hal: am not😢
Penelope: so why are you sobbing in the dining room
Hal: you aren't even home how do you know?
Penelope added Cheryl to the group
Cheryl: she knows because I told her now shut up. And I dare you to come after Ms. Smith again. I'll hit you with a brick myself😡🧱🧱
Cheryl left the group
Alice: I love that kid😂👏👏
Kevin: told you everyone at the school worships you😂
Hal: you're all sinners
Fp: and your stupid.😒
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