Beetlejuice lyrics ( + cut songs)

the whole "being dead" thing (part 2)

*beetlejuice*

ready? okay!
hi! i'll be your guide
i'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
don't go to the netherworld-

*adam*

netherworld?

*beetlejuice*
did i say netherworld? Never mind
in the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U
and Jesus, i cant spell

*ensemble*

hi! he'll be your guide
he'll be you're G-U-I-D-E to the other side

*beetlejuice*

let's all get naked!

*maitlands*

no!

*beetlejuice*

eh, worth a try
I'm the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E

*Barbara*

what is happening?

*beetlejuice*

i understand its a lot to process but
the good news is that you and your spice died in your own house
that gives you clout
thats means the two of you should stick around
lucky for you i dropped by
yeah, you seem like nice guys
a little on the pottery barn and dry white wine side
as for me, i've been scaring for millennia
i'm the bio-exorcist
giving houses enemas

*beetlejuice and ensemble*

push out all the breathers
you can pray at ease

*beetlejuice*

just stick me I'm like a ghost zombie Jesus

*ensemble*

ghost zombie jesus!

*beetlejuice*

and i do it for the love of it
money? ah who gives a shit
i think we're a perfect fit
come on, let's make out a bit

*ensemble*

yeah!
dead!

*beetlejuice*
it's the perfect day to die
'cause this guy happened to be passing by
to give you control of your soul
for the whole "being dead" thing
the whole being dead thing!