Good old fashioned wedding

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Beetlejuice:
-matrimony.

Charles:
You're insane! She's not marrying you.

Barbara:
(screams)

Adam: Someone do something!

Beetlejuice:
Hey, it's great that you've ate up my plan. Now pooch has been screwed, and shit's hit the fan.
You wanted me gone.

Lydia:
I didn't have a choice!

Beetlejuice:
You wanted your Mom.

Lydia:
It's my fault she's dying!

Beetlejuice:
You messed with the wrong book now look what you've done.

Barbara:
(screams)

Lydia:
Ok, i'll do it; I'll marry you.

Beetlejuice:
Yes!

Adam:
Barbara!

Beetlejuice:
There's gonna be a,
good old fashioned wedding like they used to do in Yemen where the bride is young but still above the legal age of seven.
When i finally say "i do,"
i'll be alive and born anew,
and i'll be boring just like you!
Oh boy, i'm on my way!
See ya, suckers!
You're going to the netherworld.

Peace out🤙
~careflower
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