It all started like this. When we were six we did some things that now Boomer pretends not to remember doing, Butch talks about it as much as he talks about how much better one pair of pants looks one him when the pants are exactly the same (long story short he never talks about it and will never talk about it), and I don't mention it because Butch leaves the room silently so that you don't notice he left until you start looking around like where did Butch go, to mention it in front of Boomer is unthinkable. He lives his ten years, like he's not 10/15. (If you don't know what that means you need to read the beginning of this thing. Okay. Okay, moving on.)
The things we will never mention are our tenish city destroying rampages. There might have been more but we wouldn't need to mention those. And after going on tenish city destroying rampages, getting beaten up by the power puff girls tenish times, thrown in jail and escaping tenish times, the mayor had a smartish thought for once. We needed a loving guardian like the power puff girls had. (They HAVE current tense.) But that was the limit of smartish thoughts he could think without his head exploding. So the powerpuff girls told there loving guardian the professor about the mayor's idea. (FYI the mayor's name is Mayor. He is literally mayor Mayor. He only has a first name, if he had a last name he might be mayor Mayor Mayor. That's worse than Brick Flusher.) I don't know the professor's name. What if he's professor Professor Professor?
Okay moving on. The professor asked his scientist friend Mara Syringe (who always had an unhealthy amount of interest in the girls) if she wanted to be our loving guardian. Of course she said yes. Of course she wasn't stupid so she was a super villain. Of course she had to poke us with a hundred needles before she found out we were invulnerable. After that we were forced to drink the ickiest concoctions on Earth. (Besides what we were born in.) How did she force us to stay you ask?
Enter in the biggest villain in our lives The BioRay. The BioRay was some weird device that looks an awful lot like a taser. It isn't. It might have been at on point but it isn't now. Not even close. It's this weird ray gun with five modes.
1. Zap-what a taser does
2. Stun-makes every thing in your body limp and weak
3. Knockout-out like a light
4. Incapacitate-catatonic state for 48 hours
5. Kill-kills
The great equalizer as it works the same on everyone. Super or not super. I guess we should just be glad she didn't want to destroy the city. Past tense she's dead now. To mention her is unthinkable.
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Are We The Villains? (PPG Book 1)
FanfictionThis is my first Wattpad story ever. It is probably not my best. This is a Powerpuff girls fanfiction. This is actually my most read story, so thank you for those who have read and voted, even if people only seem to vote for the same five chapters.
