Welcome to the lovely peaceful city of Townsville. The stupidest place on Earth.

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5 second story of my life, born from toilet with brothers, went on several city destroying rampages, got taken into legal custody, legal custody lady is evil, of course, (tip: anyone in the city who is not stupid is probably a supervillain) we get tortured, we escape, boom we're here. In the middle of the stupidest city ever built. We're not comfortable around people, yet here we are, in the middle of a crowd, all who seem more happy than Boomer. Boomer is one of my brothers. I wish I could say he's the youngest, but I can't so I won't. We all exploded out of our toilet parent at the same time. We all being Boomer, Me (Brick), and Butch. We don't have a last name, because the rowdy ruff boys is a title, having our "dad's" last name JoJo is just stupid sounding (no offense Mojo in your case it works fairly well, but then again your a psycho monkey with the brain the size of a lamp so.... Let's leave it at that shall we.) and being called Brick Flusher or anything else toilet related does not appeal to me. Butch is my other brother. A few years ago, they broke his brain. When he finally managed to piece it back together, let's just say he's a whole different person now. A lot quieter person. He wasn't the only broken one. They didn't break Boomer's mind but they broke his control on his individual power (the one power only he has for some unknown reason.) The scientist lady tested on him with some experimental chemical X substitute (if you don't know what chemical X is it's the stuff that made the power puff girls have super powers. We on the other hand got our powers from a clogged toilet). Where Boomer used to be able to shoot lightning with his hands (he still can) he also has the added bonus that if you touch his hands you get shocked bad enough to kill (if your normal) but for us super powered folks it knocks us out cold. That's just so much better. Oh if you were wondering what our shared powers (powers everyone has (every super person)) are they include but are not limited too: flying at supersonic speeds, super strength, x-ray vision, laser eyebeams and super senses (which was not a pleasant thing to have at the time of our "birth" (get it because toilets... No, really, how do you not get that joke))

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