Ant & Dec short comedy fanfic (MUST READ)

12 AM

It's 12 AM or something here in England, I'm not quite sure what's the time now. You're wondering why I'm staying up this late don't you?

"Here we are darling, and for goodness sake can you please tell me why you're at Dec's house at this time in the morning? And why are you dressing like a ninja? You're going to give him the biggest freight of his life."- Anne-Marie asked

"Oh don't you worry, he isn't scared of ninjas, he's scared of pigeons." - I said "And I'll tell you every thing when I'm back home."

"Don't do anything silly yeah?"

"For the last time, I won't."

I gave her a kiss on her cheek "Goodbye, love."- I said

She drove away.

Felt good to be back on the old Chiswick street, it has never been this quiet before. Everyone is asleep.

I took a deep breath before going in Dec's house.

Oh, I forgot to tell you what I was doing. We were packing our stuff to go to Australia for I'm A Celeb, and I don't think he's going to bring the Dec's nips shirt to the camp so I'm sneaking into his house to get the shirt and put it in my suitcase. Then I'll give it to him when we arrive in Australia. The fans are absolutely crazy about that shirt, it's gotta come back this year!

That's the Masterplan.
(Like get it? We wrote a song named Masterplan?
No?
Okay then. Carry on)

I took another deep breath, this is like my 11th deep breath before breaking into my best friend's house.

There are things I need to be aware of:

- CCTV. Dec's a bit overprotective

- Ali, Dec's wife

- Waking Isla up in the middle of the night. (If she cried, it'd even be louder than the thief alarm)

And last but not least,

The beast itself,

(In this case, the beast is not Simon Cowell)

It's Dec

This is gonna be really hard.

The first challenge is in front of my face, I don't have the key to get in his front garden. It's locked.

Unbelievable.

As I said, Dec's a bit overprotective.